Here are some more banana jokes I made for that banana joke book I was making. I discovered it when I was going through my computer when I was bored so I thought I'd work on it some more.
What is the name of the banana you stepped on?
What famous Brit used to open bananas sloppily?
Jack the Banana Ripper.
What game show offers a banana slicer as its grand prize?
“The Slice Is Right.”
Woman: “Help! My banana is on fire!”
I decided on the third game for this. I am going to attempt to put in a fly swatting game. After putting in the code to display the game and sprites, I have about 600 bytes left. So I will try to put that in 600 bytes. I first drew a table with a banana on it, but then I decided I couldn't do that because I also needed to put in the sprites as well. After I attempted to put the sprites in, I was left with this:
The plan: So the flies are fruit flies and they move around randomly (like
I discovered a couple of banana jokes I had written down on paper so I wouldn't forget them. That made me think of the banana joke book I was making and it wouldn't get finished if I didn't work on it. So I made a way to finish it quicker: I put a couple more spaces between the jokes so instead of 6-7 on a page, there's usually 4. This upped my page count as you would expect, to around 20. I was aiming for 100, so I'm 20% finished. I would really like to print a couple of copies from a pro print
I tried to get my Pokemon Mini game so it wouldn't do this sometimes:
But I have decided to give up on that because I can't. Last night I had an idea for a banana joke (for my banana joke book). I lived dangerously: went to sleep and hoping I wouldn't forget all about it. I woke up a couple of hours ago and just now put the following joke in:
What color is your back when you slip and fall on a banana peel?
Too bad it's only one joke I thought up
It's actually a lot of them. I have screwed my sleeping habit up really bad now. I've been sleeping for a few hours every few hours instead of sleeping for 12 hours straight. Now it's 1 a.m. and I am awake now. So I tried to come up with some banana jokes for my banana joke book. I had one idea for a joke, but I apparently was in a really jokey mood because I filled up two pages' worth! Here's a sampling of my midnight work.
What month should you open a banana?
It's almost 1:30 a.m. I can't sleep. So what do I do? I remembered my banana joke book. So I open it up and begin writing more banana jokes. Here are some more banana jokes.
How do they judge the bananas at the banana contest?
They grade on a curve.
Why was the banana a bad pitcher?
All it threw were curve balls.
What disease did the banana get?
Did you listen to the song about a big banana?
No, it was too long.