I tried to get my Pokemon Mini game so it wouldn't do this sometimes:
But I have decided to give up on that because I can't. Last night I had an idea for a banana joke (for my banana joke book). I lived dangerously: went to sleep and hoping I wouldn't forget all about it. I woke up a couple of hours ago and just now put the following joke in:
What color is your back when you slip and fall on a banana peel?
Too bad it's only one joke I thought up
It's actually a lot of them. I have screwed my sleeping habit up really bad now. I've been sleeping for a few hours every few hours instead of sleeping for 12 hours straight. Now it's 1 a.m. and I am awake now. So I tried to come up with some banana jokes for my banana joke book. I had one idea for a joke, but I apparently was in a really jokey mood because I filled up two pages' worth! Here's a sampling of my midnight work.
What month should you open a banana?
It's almost 1:30 a.m. I can't sleep. So what do I do? I remembered my banana joke book. So I open it up and begin writing more banana jokes. Here are some more banana jokes.
How do they judge the bananas at the banana contest?
They grade on a curve.
Why was the banana a bad pitcher?
All it threw were curve balls.
What disease did the banana get?
Did you listen to the song about a big banana?
No, it was too long.