It's almost 1:30 a.m. I can't sleep. So what do I do? I remembered my banana joke book. So I open it up and begin writing more banana jokes. Here are some more banana jokes.
How do they judge the bananas at the banana contest?
They grade on a curve.
Why was the banana a bad pitcher?
All it threw were curve balls.
What disease did the banana get?
Did you listen to the song about a big banana?
No, it was too long.
I just started work on the tenth page. I'm 1/10 of the way done. So what am I envisioning here? A paperback book full of banana jokes. About the page dimensions of your average kids' book (Say "Goosebumps" or "The Baby-Sitters' Club"). So now that I'm done with that for today, my joke-writing ability for now has turned to a stepped-on banana - mushed, I will try to sleep again. I doubt I'll get very far with that, I'm not very sleepy.
I also tonight worked on Ugly Uppity Umpires, adding a new song, a fifth level, and a pause function. But apparently nobody cares about that game.