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Banana joke book update.



It's almost 1:30 a.m. I can't sleep. So what do I do? I remembered my banana joke book. So I open it up and begin writing more banana jokes. Here are some more banana jokes.

How do they judge the bananas at the banana contest?

They grade on a curve.


Why was the banana a bad pitcher?

All it threw were curve balls.


What disease did the banana get?



Did you listen to the song about a big banana?

No, it was too long.


I just started work on the tenth page. I'm 1/10 of the way done. So what am I envisioning here? A paperback book full of banana jokes. About the page dimensions of your average kids' book (Say "Goosebumps" or "The Baby-Sitters' Club"). So now that I'm done with that for today, my joke-writing ability for now has turned to a stepped-on banana - mushed, I will try to sleep again. I doubt I'll get very far with that, I'm not very sleepy.


I also tonight worked on Ugly Uppity Umpires, adding a new song, a fifth level, and a pause function. But apparently nobody cares about that game.


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