sung to the tune of the Beatles' "She Came In through the Bathroom Window"

He came in through the living room wall

destroying it brick by brick

and he made such a big fat mess

that I felt I was gonna be sick

Didn't anybody tell him

not to break through a wall?

Sundays on the phone to me

But I didn't want him to call

He stood there, a big ol' pitcher

But not one that worked with baseball

And his pitch was selling Kool-Aid

he said "Oh yeah!" then I ran down the hall

I thought this up while I was sleeping. I woke up and had to type it all down somewhere so I didn't forget it. What I'm going to do with it, I'm not exactly sure, but I posted it here because I thought it was interesting that I was making Weird Al-type parodies of songs while I was sleeping.