Well, I got back from Best Buy VHS-to-DVD recorder-less. They only had one and it was out of stock. Not only that, the warehouse didn't even have one. So if I wanted it, I'd have to pay for it before I got it while it was shipped from another warehouse, and I didn't want to do that. But I didn't go away empty-handed. I got a really nice Herman's Hermits CD that has all their hits on it. I like "I'm Henry the VIII, I Am", but I'm in the middle of writing a parody of "There's a Kind of Hush".

There's a kind of flush, all over the world today

all over the world; that's the sound of pooping and peeing

you know what i me-an.

That's all I have so far. I want to put the rhyme of "toilet" and "spoil it" in there somehow. Man, I wish I was Weird Al Yankovic.