That's the title of my next "album." So I don't get totally bored, I used to make up songs and sing them on a tape recorder. I did two albums in 2002, and I thought I'd do one since I haven't in 5 years, and it took about 10 months to finish this one. If you thought the parody "There's a kind of flush" was bad, then you definitely don't want to hear this one. Some of the more interesting titles of the songs I've sung/instrumentals include:

Fun With Salt

Atomic Feast

Samanaranarapeli

Notorious A.N.T.

My Butthole Itches

One Note Song

Boogie on Down Some More (a disco song.)

No Dancing Bears on the Residential Street

I'm A Weird Guy

I Hate Work

The Awfulest Costume (one of two Halloween songs)

Hurty at 3:30

Uh

Uh (reprise)

Arf

Q

R

Coyolxauhqui (the title of my second "album")

And you thought Frank Zappa was weird...