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Send in the Clones


Nathan Strum

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The Clone Wars started its run on Cartoon Network tonight. I never did go see the movie theatrical compilation this summer, since the previews just didn't merit spending $20 on a ticket and snacks to sit through it. I actually got about as far as the parking lot of the theater though, but common sense prevailed, and I went out for fish 'n' chips instead.

 

But now that it's running on TV which I'm already paying for, and therefore doesn't cost me any additional money, I decided to check it out. And it's not bad.

 

It's not great either.

 

For TV animation, I've seen better, but I've seen a lot worse, too. Unlike the earlier Clone Wars mini-series which was principally hand-drawn, this is all cgi. While this makes large-scale battles much more impressive looking, the way it's handled here also manages to suck all of the life and personality out of the characters.

 

Well, that is it would, if these characters had any personality to begin with. We are talking about the whole Episode I - III era here.

 

But I digress. ;)

 

The characters all look and act like they're sculpted out of hard plastic. The facial animation on the humans is, at least so far, stiff and lifeless. Eye contact is way off at times, and sometimes I felt like I was watching SuperMarionation. Yoda, however, was an exception. The animators seemed to have fun with him and did a pretty good job with him (most notably during action sequences). This gives me a little hope the rest can improve.

 

The stories in the two episodes tonight weren't bad. At least they weren't full of the insufferable politicking present in Episodes I - III. "Ambush" followed Yoda and three CloneTroopers through (surprise!) an ambush, and it was nice to see Yoda's character expanded upon. They were able to capture his personality well, and show us more sides to his personality and abilities.

 

They also made an attempt to give the clones some individuality, although it didn't work very well since I quickly lost track of who was who, nor did I really care. To visually distinguish them, when their helmets are off, they give them each different haircuts. Some are bald, some have mohawks, that sort of thing. Personally, I'm hoping to see one with a huge 70's-style afro. Or muttonchops. Or even... :ponder:

 

"Rising Malevolence" was less successful, but was obviously meant to introduce us to a key plot element (a new weapon) and bring in the rest of the main cast: Mannequin, Obi-Yawn, Mace Windbag, and the villains - Chancellor Witchiepoo,

, and Wheezy McRobotguy. Whatever his name is. Anyway, it follows some Jedi getting his ship blown out from underneath him, and he has to wait around with some more clones to get rescued. So we get to meet some more clones, and see some more haircuts. Anakin decides to break the rules and go looking for them, along with his Padawannabe - a 10 or 12 or 14 or 16 year-old alien girl. I have no idea. I'm guessing this character was introduced to try and appeal to the "tween" crowd. Seems to me like endangering a minor more than anything. Just what are these Jedi up to, anyway? Weirdos.

 

While the main characters are generally pretty one-dimensional (ironic for three-dimensional animation), the writers seem to be going overboard to try and make the BattleDroids into comic relief. Remember Episode II, where C-3PO kept spouting off one-liners in the middle of the battle for absolutely no good reason? Same thing. But more of it. I could also do without the "newsreel" intros at the beginning. Is it too much to expect the TV audience to read a scroll for the backstory instead of having a narrator do it? Or is it just done to save air time? Fortunately, it's only done at the beginning of the episodes, but I find it distracting.

 

Anyway... despite the above criticisms, overall both episodes fit in pretty well with the rest of the Star Wars universe, and made for pretty-watchable TV. Not great, but certainly not awful. Is it feature-film-worthy material? Hardly. But for TV, it's an acceptable way to kill a half-an-hour. And it's always fun watching people chopping stuff up with lightsabers. Some of the previews shown for the upcoming episodes look pretty interesting. I must admit, it's bringing out a little of the 12-year-old Star Wars geek in me. Shut brain off. Enjoy ride.

 

Of course, nothing that happens in the series can be all that galaxy-shaking, since we already know how this whole thing ends. Who survives. Who doesn't. So the show's creators basically have to just cram as much eye candy into each episode as they can, and try to keep the audience interested enough in the plots to keep us coming back. Hopefully at some point, maybe they'll even get us to care about some of the characters, too.

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Didn't know that. Wonder how PC's cameo will be.

Like this, apparently:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uhn14zrd48

 

Excellent Battlestar Galactica episode (No Exit) tonight.

We found out what happened to not one, but two Cylons. The second one was thrown in there just long enough to make us ask "could it be Starbuck?" apparently. Or... was it? But we finally got some answers about the history of the Cylons, and the Colonies, and Earth, and stuff. It went by kinda fast, so I had to re-watch some sections to figure out what Sanders was saying at times. In fact, I'm still a bit confused, but we seem to finally be getting some long-standing questions answered. And there were some nice moments with Adama this episode. As the Galactica falls apart, you could see parallels between his relationships with Rosalyn and the Galactica itself, and the turmoil these two "dying friends" are both causing him.

 

 

So, back to the Clone Wars. Tonight was a two-fer, with The Blue Shadow Virus and Mystery of A Thousand Moons. The BS Virus was an odd episode. It seemed to be a throwback to cartoons with over-the-top evil villains with German accents. Seriously... they had a mad scientist, with a German accent. Well, I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since George has usurped other accents for various Star Wars aliens. Reminded me of one of the villains from the old Superman cartoons. Very campy episode. It also had fake Jar-Jar in it, although it was less obvious than last time. I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

 

Oh, and blah, blah, blah... can't make characters walk without looking like they have to go to the bathroom... blah, blah, blah. Maybe I'll just refer to this in the future by a number, so I don't have to keep repeating myself.

 

The first episode appeared to wrap up the story line (evil scientist creates biological weapon capable of unleashing a plague on the entire galaxy, but gets stopped by two-and-a-half Jedi Knights, a malnourished senator, and a stupid alien klutz that everybody hates. And some clones.) But then the story continued on in the second episode. Kind-of a non-cliff-hanger, two-parter. Oh, and they introduced a potential love-interest for Jar-Jar.

 

I think I just threw-up a little bit in my throat.

 

Right, so Mystery of a Thousand Moons was better. Turns out that one of the vials of the Blue Shadow Virus went unaccounted for, and got 'sploded all up inside the mad scientist's lair. So they had to seal it off, to keep all of Naboo from dying.

 

And we sure don't want that do we?

 

Anyway, Padme, a few clones, some battle droids, and Anakin's half-Jedi Padawan are stuck inside, and infected by the virus. (I should point out that it's all Jar-Jar's fault that Padme got infected... and still nobody shot him. What's wrong with these people?) So Obi-Wannabe and Aninkan't have to go off to some completely unrelated story, I mean... planet, and find some root that will cure this virus. And it's a planet with... a thousand moons! And a mystery! Although it's not so much of a mystery, as it is a weapon. It's only a mystery to the stupid people left on the planet's surface, who can't figure out that a bunch of lasers destroying every ship that leaves the planet is a weapon, and not a mystery. Oh, and they had to fight some Venus fly traps while they were there. Although I guess technically they'd be Iego fly traps, since they weren't on Venus.

 

Anyway, everyone's fine in the end, except the clones that died. And some Naboo cows. Somehow, the Jedi were able to open up the infected villains lair, and used the root to prevent any of it from escaping into the atmosphere. They didn't show that part.

 

Next week - a rerun. But that's okay, because there's still a fresh episode of Battlestar Galactica to watch!

 

Edit: Incidentally, that blog had a follow-up with some comments by Richard Hatch about playing Tom Zarek. Interesting, interesting stuff.

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Please add BSG episode numbers to your comments, so I don't get spoiled. Thanks.

 

I am having a hard time catching up getting the episodes via P2P (they will officially soon start(!) session 3(!) in Germany :)). Just watched episodes 13 and 14 of season 14.

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Please add BSG episode numbers to your comments, so I don't get spoiled. Thanks.

Sorry about that! I really try to avoid spoiling stuff for others (I hate when that happens to me), hence the SPOILER tags in some posts. I'll be more careful about that with the remaining episodes. I got carried away with yesterday's. This goes back to me spending Saturday afternoons with a good friend of mine, discussing the latest episodes when the series first aired. He's moved away due to health reasons, and I miss those afternoons. (Hey Ed, if you're reading this - drop me a line sometime.)

 

Edit: Well, it's a bit late, but I added episode names and broadened the SPOILER tags for other readers. I'll do this for the remaining BSG episodes.

 

For those wanting to catch up:

 

Sci-Fi.com posts complete episodes here.

 

And Hulu.com has them here.

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Funny how nobody is commenting about the Clone Wars spoilers...

 

 

Probably because it's inconsequential fluff. Or nobody else is watching the show but me.

;)

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Funny how nobody is commenting about the Clone Wars spoilers...

 

 

Probably because it's inconsequential fluff. Or nobody else is watching the show but me.

;)

BSG deserves a thread, CW doesn't. ;)

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It'd be kind of hard to do a BSG thread without spoilers though. It's hard enough writing a few intentionally vague sentences about it already, especially how I tend to ramble on about things. ;)

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BSG "No Exit" was quite good. I wonder what the repercussions are going to be for what Chief's planning to do...

 

I caught the last 10 minutes of a Clone Wars episode last night, it looked good in HD. I didn't know what was going on but did notice the "bathroom walk" ;)

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I don't get Clone Wars in HD, unfortunately. But I do get BSG in HD. Amazing production values that would have put feature films to shame a mere 10 years ago or so.

 

And yeah, I was wondering about the thing with Chief, too.

I thought it was also interesting watching Adama having to deal with his still-lingering prejudices about the Cylons, and the hypocrisy of not wanting Cylon technology aboard his ship, but yet forcing other ships to adopt it.

 

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hmm, I noticed CW on Cartoon Network tonight. It was upscaled to 1080 and wasn't anywhere near as sharp as what I saw last night....

 

<google>

 

Saw it on TNT. Looks like I caught the end of Ambush.

 

Yep, BSG in HD is sweet - one of the many factors in my switching from Comcast to DirecTV.

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Saw it on TNT. Looks like I caught the end of Ambush.

Thanks for the tip-off. I watched it on TNT and it looks dramatically better in HD. They really put a lot of work into it, and it shows.

 

Doesn't help the walks any though. ;)

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No problem, the HD is much better that what Cartoon Network was showing.

 

Watched the first 2 parts while eating lunch, pretty good so far; though I do find it rather sad that they felt they couldn't show that aspect of Gaeta during the broadcast episodes.

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Clone Wars was a rerun.

 

Battlestar Galactica was pretty-good, but kind of anti-climactic compared to other recent episodes. However, they're certainly laying groundwork for something...

 

Four more to go.

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Watched thru 6 now.

After seeing the pain he's in (only slightly shown in the broadcasts), and how he was continually being "bumped to treat the toasters", I can better understand why he turned to Zarek. And I gather the issue on showing his relationships in the broadcast episodes isn't that he's gay, but that he's bi.

 

 

The last 4 will have to wait, I'm heading into town and won't be home until late.

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Just finished the final 4 - that was good.

 

Have you watched them with the commentary? I watched the 1st so far, will check out the others later.

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Tonight was a good night for TV!

 

First, Battlestar Galactica's "Someone to watch over me" was excellent! So much stuff happened - it's time for the SPOILER tags! (And please use them if responding.)

 

 

When Starbuck started playing that song, I got chills. Literally - I got chills up my spine. And watching the others react to it was amazing! Then the whole story with the Chief and Boomer was intense, agonizing, and heart-wrenching to watch. Grace Park should get an Emmy. For that matter, so should the rest of the cast.

 

I have no idea how they'll wrap all this up in just three more episodes. Three!! But I'm along for the ride all the way! Can't wait for next week!

 

Also, it was fun to see a couple of nods to the original series: first was Felgercarb toothpaste - how cool was that? Then those few notes that the piano player swiped while trying to write his second movement, were the first notes of the original TV series' theme song. Nice!

 

 

Now then, to the original point of this blog post, The Clone Wars. This week, the episode was Storm Over Ryloth. This is the first of a three-parter, to wrap up the first season of the series. Next week will be "Innocents of Ryloth" to be followed up by either "Revenge of the Ryloth", "Return of the Ryloth", or if we're really lucky, "The Wrath of Ryloth". Or maybe even, "Fast Times at Ryloth High". Anyway, in this episode, Anakin's Padawan (say that five times fast) disobeys an order which results in an entire fighter squadron getting killed. Now, this wouldn't be so bad, if it were an enemy squadron, but that wasn't the case. (Although if you extrapolate a little bit, they all turn out to be enemies anyway, so it's just as well there are less clones to betray them later.) So when she has to lead another fighter squadron later, she, and everyone else, rightfully have doubts about her. Because she is THIRTEEN YEARS OLD. Why are they putting her in charge of a fighter squadron?! Sheesh.

 

Oh, and the Ryloths? They're the aliens with the two tails growing out of their heads.

 

No, not that one. Yes, that one.

 

Anyway, it was a pretty-good episode. A decent (for TV) story, some better-than-below-average animation, and lots of stuff got blow'd up real good. Although I'm finding Obi-Wan to be a pretty annoying character. But maybe that's intentional, to make Anakin less annoying by comparison. It sort-of works.

 

Also in this episode, a true rarity in the Star Wars universe: an intelligent enemy general, who actually wins a battle against the Jedi! But 'tis not for long, since by the end of the episode, he's defeated by his own hubris.

 

And you know how embarrassing that can be.

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Per Starbuck speaks!, the series finale is 3 hours.

 

While there were good parts, I was bored for a good part of the episode. However, I suspect that was intended

via the endless repetition scenes with Starbuck

. I didn't pick up on the nods to the original series, been way to long since I'd seen it.

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Per Starbuck speaks!, the series finale is 3 hours.

Okay, that makes sense then. ;)

 

While there were good parts, I was bored for a good part of the episode. However, I suspect that was intended

via the endless repetition scenes with Starbuck

. I didn't pick up on the nods to the original series, been way to long since I'd seen it.

I liked the overall slower pace of the episode. It felt more like some of the earlier shows, where you got to spend some time learning about the characters a bit more.

I thought it made a nice change from the recent mayhem. And I do think it was intentional - to help convey a sense of "just how long is this going to drag on" amongst the crew.

 

 

Edit: Oh, and The Watcher blog has been updated already for this episode.

 

Edit 2: Also, there's a really good blog entry about scoring the music for the show here.

I was right about the theme from the original show!. It's the first few notes of the theme's fanfare.

 

 

Warning: both links contain spoilers for this week's episode.

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Tonight on Clone Wars: Innocents of Ryloth. Not "innocence" but "innocents". The Jedi are trying to free a planet full of really ugly aliens. Or maybe it's just sloppy CG model building. Anyway, most of the story is taken up with two of the clones finding an ugly alien kid who hasn't eaten in weeks (make up your own "hey - she could be a Senator" jokes here), who helps them free a bunch of the ugly alien adults being used as human shields. Or rather, ugly alien shields. Anyway, they do, and everyone's happy at the end, except all the dead clones, and the droids, who don't have any feelings to begin with, so it's just as well.

 

It was an okay episode. Kind of predictable. "Hey - the kid knows her way around the secret underground passageways that the adults were too stupid to use to avoid capture, and we can use that to free them!" That sort of thing. More "bathroom walk" animation. And did I mention the ugly aliens? I don't think they were all supposed to be ugly. But maybe the directors just wanted to show that all planets have people that look like they've had botched plastic surgery. Welcome to planet L.A!

 

Maybe they'll look better in HD. I have been able to watch a few episodes in HD on TNT, but they're more than a dozen episodes behind Cartoon Network. The show looks much better in HD, in some regards. Everything has a "painted" texture, which looks cool, and it's obvious they put a lot of work into the space battles. However, the HD only points out even worse how bad some of the character animation is. I guess I shouldn't expect much from 1) TV, and 2) George Lucas, who likes characters to be stiff and wooden anyway.

 

Next week is "Liberty on Ryloth". Guess what happens then? Probably something to do with Liberty. On Ryloth. After that is the season-ending spectacular. It's probably titled something like, "Season-Ending Spectacular". On Ryloth. Maybe.

 

Meanwhile, if you're looking for something to do, you can make your own ugly-alien-kid-Coraline-doll.

 

Otherwise, there's always Battlestar Galactica. This week was "Islanded in a Sea of Stars". It was a pretty good episode, although I thought most of the good stuff happened before the opening titles.

It seemed to just kind of move things inexorably forward, without really telling us much of anything new. Two things of note: Adama and Rosalin sharing a toke in sickbay. I really wish he would have said, "Madam President, don't bogart that joint." That would have been awesome. And Baltar needs to learn to keep his big mouth shut. Of course, what he said still really didn't tell us anything we didn't already know. Let's get movin' people. We're runnin' out of episodes!

 

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it also showed Boomer becoming attached to Hera - that's got to be important for the ending.

 

I was surprised at the bathroom scene - I know they're unisex, I just don't recall having heard them being used before ;)

 

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Yeah, that surprised me as well. I assumed she was just sitting there. ;)

 

One thing I've found pretty remarkable in all this, is how many different roles the Cylon actors have to do - especially the sixes. They're all over the place. It must make for some pretty long days on the set. "Okay, now, go and stand over here for awhile, and nod your head. Then, change costume, and stand over here. Okay, now you have to die again, but this time it's by being sucked out of the ship, so we have to harness you up, and your hair is a different color." They really pull it off well, too. The differences between the characters - even Boomer and Athena who have an identical appearance - are really convincing, and very smartly written and acted. I don't think I've ever seen anything quite like that. Clone Wars is attempting to do the same kind of thing, but to a far less successful degree.

 

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