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The truth about SMURFS?


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I had a vision. A Thumbelina-sized Jesus riding on a cracker, as if it were a tiny rigid magic carpet, lifted his man-dress to show the tattoo on his chest. Here's what it looked like:

 

Satan's

Minions

Unceasingly

Recruiting

For

Socialism

 

Thumbelina-Jesus flew up to my ear and said that any people who love the SMURFS better repent before 2012 or they will burn in the lake of blue fire forever. Save yourselves! Repent before it's too late!

 

 

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Seriosly, drop the B-12. Too much of anything is toxic.

I don't take B-12. I get my daily nutrients from licking the goop that collects around Kirstie Alley's toes.

 

 

You know if we post that in enough places, that can become a new urban legend. You'll get your own Snopes page and everything!

Spread it like butter.

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