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My eyes are up here, lady!



I hope someone creates pants for men that have a little adjustable opening (not a zipper) that shows part of the tubular treat for trollops, but not the tip. I've heard the lines, "my eyes are up here" or "my face is up here" from woman on TV about a million times concerning their upper frontals and it would be nice to hear guys say it to women for once.


Let's see how long woman can keep from looking down. I wonder how long it would take until they finally gave up and said, "OK, OK, look at my tits all you want, just put that thing away!"



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You may be able to achieve similar results simply by wearing a protective cup or something which suggests you've got a large woody in your pants.

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