If Kroger buys Freddie's Steakburger. Would it be called Freddie Kroger? I sure hope that doesn't happen in my nightmare. I think I'll stop at Michael's Meijer for crafted groceries.
PSA: the correct short form of "St. Patrick's Day" is "St. Paddy's Day," not, "St. Patty's Day."
Calling it Amateur Night is also acceptable, because if you a) need an excuse to drink and/or b) deliberately dye your drinks, you're doing it wrong.