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  1. Still debating on whether or not I should open up my brand new VCS.

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    2. Corby
    3. Albert

      Albert

      Go ahead and open it up so you can enjoy it!  It's not going to diminish in value too much if you want to sell it later, might as well play around with it a bit.  Otherwise, why did you obtain one?  :)

  2. Ukraine is...different.

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    2. Albert
    3. FikapPacMan

      FikapPacMan

      In my travels Ukrainian women are right up there with Northern Swiss and Eastern Romanian women.....lost gene pools :)

       

    4. Albert

      Albert

      Still waiting for those pictures....

  3. I hope you all sleep in the cold.

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    2. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      "I've got your crackpipe bitch."

    3. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      It's better than sleeping with the fishes.

    4. VectorGamer

      VectorGamer

      Xmas is just around the corner. Some threads are going to be bumped.

       

  4. For great justice.

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      One of the many Flash versions of that was part of our official test suite for a product I once worked on between 1999 and 2001.

       

      The fact that I happened to write the Flash testing plan is entirely coincidental ?

    3. Steven Pendleton

      Steven Pendleton

      You know what you doing.

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Somebody set up us the bomb!

       

      I actually have some of those Flash versions filed away somewhere.  I also may or may not have owned an "all your base" t-shirt with all the dialog printed on the back.  :ponder:

  5. Don't disturb me, I'm busy plotting against defenseless women!

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    2. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      Oh dear, the tea towel dried out and my brain overheated.

    3. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      I find yelling loudly and throwing things around the room work well...

    4. RF14
  6. I'm waiting patiently for a list of 42 users. I wonder how long I'll have to wait?

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I thought it had something to do with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'm every user, it's all in me.

    4. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      Is this the craigslist casual encounters? I seem to be a little lost...

       

  7. Здравствуйте, всем!

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    2. littleman jack

      littleman jack

      From where did you all get the cyrillic fonts to type in Russian? Otkuda? Ochen harashaw, takaya bukvwi.

    3. Sauron
    4. littleman jack

      littleman jack

      Thanks. Spaseebo.

  8. Wow, I thought status updates were gone for good. This might've been a can of worms best left closed, though...

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    2. ls650

      ls650

      Oh goodie!  More Garfield updates!

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      But what do our shape-shifting reptilian overlords think about it? They may not approve.

    4. Stephen

      Stephen

      My solution is a filter in uBlock Origin to kill the stupid update panel.  Now I don't have to see them at all because the forum ignore feature sucks so bad that ignored users can still show up in these updates.

  9. Weddings are very tiring.

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    2. Austin

      Austin

      Yeah, the receptions are always the best part, especially if it's open-bar. ;)

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yes, the open bar was my downfall.

    4. Mili

      Mili

      Which, future husband, is why open bar will be a necessity at our wedding. :P

  10. I got a Dendy!

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    2. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      Well that's Dandy!

    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      Nathan: Ha! Good one.

    4. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yes, the Russian NES clone. Not an original, but one of the recently manufactured ones. I may put up some pics later.

  11. Gravity is getting me down.

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      ELO's "Don't Bring Me Down" is a good song.

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      Austin, you'll have a pretty good idea of what I was talking about fairly soon. :)

    4. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      How much further?

  12. Happy Turkey Day, from someone who can't find anyone else in his city that is celebrating today.

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Mold some holubtsi into the shape of a turkey, then force a stranger to eat it with you at gunpoint.

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      I'd eat turkey for you, but I don't like turkey. So I'll eat ham for you.

    4. Sauron

      Sauron

      It's all good, my girlfriend made me blini.

  13. Just a suggestion, guys...chill out a bit with the mass necrobumping. There's nothing inherently wrong with resurrecting a dead thread, but doing it on a mass scale just to annoy people is not ok.

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    2. Bakasama

      Bakasama

      If that dude is just new, I think he could be trying a bit too hard to fit in.

    3. GameGirl420

      GameGirl420

      "necrobumping" !? is this a new internet term? LOL

    4. raskar42

      raskar42

      when hell is full the dead shall rise...

  14. Spaghetti and Meatballs for dinner tonight. Can anyone find the parmesan for me?

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    2. Pong

      Pong

      I read parmesan as Panesian. LOL

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I can scrape my taint and check between my toes.

    4. Sauron

      Sauron

      cd refrigerator

      ls | grep parmesan

      0 files found.

  15. Back in AZ for a week, then off to Europe.

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    2. BigO

      BigO

      There aren't really that many crazy French people in AZ.

    3. OBO
    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Are you going to visit fake AtariAge while you're in Europe?

  16. Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars...

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    2. SpiceWare

      SpiceWare

      Did you recently visit Jennifer Marlowe?

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      I recently watched Neon Genesis Evangelion. But Sinatra's version is simply the best.

       

    4. SpiceWare

      SpiceWare

      Aha! Thought you might have been watching WKRP :)

  17. Just got Sonic CD on the iPad. Good fun, but would benefit greatly from a real controller.

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    2. mtshark7

      mtshark7

      Sonic CD is one of my favorite sonic games :)

    3. HatefulGravey

      HatefulGravey

      They changed the music on the Android version and that kills me every time I play it. I love the music in the original.

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Remember that the original had two soundtracks, one in Japan and one in the US (which included a few tracks from the Japanese soundtrack). Sonic CD on the iPad lets you choose either soundtrack, which is great.

  18. Listen, children, to a story that was written long ago...

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    2. Pong

      Pong

      Wrong-way Revere?

    3. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Lamest song ever.

    4. GameGirl420

      GameGirl420

      ^^ I beg to differ. it is NOT the lamest song.

      The version you should hear is by a band called Coven,and to say their version is lame means you prolly don't have good taste.

  19. JUST ONE MORE REGISTER!!!!

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    2. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      arrrrrrr 32.

    3. carlsson

      carlsson

      One more register? Before you know it, you'll be asking for a second accumulator and a movable stack pointer as well.

    4. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      or an abacus

       

  20. Start off some auctions, Atari 7800, XL/XE, and Jaguar items: http://tinyurl.com/az3n7zs

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    2. Austin

      Austin

      Excellent prices! If I still had my Jag, I would snap up Cannon Fodder, for the price you have it, in a heartbeat!

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yeah, beginning to think I priced it too low...oh well. :)

    4. Austin

      Austin

      Hey, maybe this will help start a trend of pricing games, well, how they SHOULD be priced again.. Ah, hell, who am I kidding? :lol:

  21. Air conditioning - One of mankind's greatest achievements.

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    2. CorTat-G
    3. Punisher5.0

      Punisher5.0

      It's 52 right now in the Chicagoland area :(

    4. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I wonder if the heat from air conditioning contributes to global warming?

  22. Wow, we can see who gave rep points now. This should prove to be very enlightening...

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    2. Schitti

      Schitti

      good to know !

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I've given a rep point by mistake when I meant to click MultiQuote.

    4. AtariLeaf

      AtariLeaf

      Uh oh, I better stop giving rep points. I don't want people to know WHO I agree with. Ahhhhhhhhh (runs screaming in terror)

  23. Saw "The Thing" last night. Avoid at all costs.

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    2. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      Fun for the company?

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      the original was pretty good

       

    4. Austin

      Austin

      Figured that would be the case with the 2011 remake, heh.

  24. might be moving to Europe...

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    2. Sauron

      Sauron

      Wrong side of Europe, and thankfully so.

    3. Atari Joe

      Atari Joe

      I hope its western europe or at least not some place thats gonna give you a rough time and a difficult life. I wish you the best of luck!

    4. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      Watch out for those eastern European women!

  25. One truth always prevails!

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      The truth is like a spoon.

       

       

      (There is no spoon.)

    3. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yup, just one truth.

    4. sh3-rg

      sh3-rg

      whoa..... so what am I eating these Crunchy Nut Cornflakes with?

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