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  1. Sauron

    Cześć.

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    2. littleman jack

      littleman jack

      Yak shmash?

    3. LidLikesIntellivision

      LidLikesIntellivision

      Não entendi...

    4. CorTat-G

      CorTat-G

      こんにちは

  2. Sauron

    NYAN!!!

    1. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      yam yam yam yam YAM YAM YAM YAM yam yam yam yam

    2. rush6432

      rush6432

      poptartiness...

  3. Sauron

    Jetpack Joyride is too addictive...

    1. SpiceWare

      SpiceWare

      That it is. My mom even likes it!

    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Sequel: Jetpack Mustache Ride.

  4. Sauron

    I can haz iPad!!!!!!!11

  5. Sauron

    I'm waiting patiently for a list of 42 users. I wonder how long I'll have to wait?

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I thought it had something to do with The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      I'm every user, it's all in me.

    4. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      Is this the craigslist casual encounters? I seem to be a little lost...

       

  6. Sauron

    Listen, children, to a story that was written long ago...

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    2. Pong

      Pong

      Wrong-way Revere?

    3. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      Lamest song ever.

    4. GameGirl420

      GameGirl420

      ^^ I beg to differ. it is NOT the lamest song.

      The version you should hear is by a band called Coven,and to say their version is lame means you prolly don't have good taste.

  7. Sauron

    Don't disturb me, I'm busy plotting against defenseless women!

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    2. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      Oh dear, the tea towel dried out and my brain overheated.

    3. Crazy Climber

      Crazy Climber

      I find yelling loudly and throwing things around the room work well...

    4. RF14

      RF14

      Right ;)

  8. Sauron

    Merry Christmas!

  9. Sauron

    Just got this message from one of my Russia friends: "I congratulate you on the day of turkey!"

    1. save2600

      save2600

      haha... Cool greetings from friends afar!

       

  10. Sauron

    Kobayashi Maru released for Jaguar! http://www.atariage.com/forums/topic/190591-new-game-released-kobayashi-maru/

  11. Sauron

    Downfall Falcon released! http://tinyurl.com/6txtnoh

  12. Sauron

    Saw "The Thing" last night. Avoid at all costs.

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    2. toiletunes

      toiletunes

      Fun for the company?

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      the original was pretty good

       

    4. Austin

      Austin

      Figured that would be the case with the 2011 remake, heh.

  13. Sauron

    Moral law is an invention of mankind for the disenfranchisement of the powerful in favor of the weak. Historical law subverts it at every turn.

  14. Sauron

    Never realized there was so much rain in Southern AZ.

  15. Sauron

    Спасибо, буду помню)

  16. Sauron

    Спасибо за добавление меня!

  17. Sauron

    might be moving to Europe...

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    2. Sauron

      Sauron

      Wrong side of Europe, and thankfully so.

    3. Atari Joe

      Atari Joe

      I hope its western europe or at least not some place thats gonna give you a rough time and a difficult life. I wish you the best of luck!

    4. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      Watch out for those eastern European women!

  18. Sauron

    Just published my first ebook. :)

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I already wrote two ebooks. One is called "The Joy of Stalking" and the other is called "The Complete Guide to Paranoia." Read both and you won't know if you're coming or going.

    2. Atari Smeghead

      Atari Smeghead

      That's cool, Sauron! Who did you go through? I am putting the final touches on making my novel, Driving Crazy, into one as well, through Smashwords.

  19. Sauron

    4,000 posts...and it only took me close to a decade. Woot!

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      It's all about quality not quantity.

  20. Sauron

    is still feeling euphoric about the Bruins winning the Stanley Cup.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "Yay! We won the silver metal wedding cake!"

       

      "Let's drink out of it!"

       

      "Dude, this tastes like 6 guys teabagged the cup!"

       

      "How do you know what that tastes like?"

    2. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      You and me both, Sauron!

  21. Sauron

    I think I want my very own missile silo.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Missile silo = jockstrap.

    2. Atari Joe

      Atari Joe

      I have my own BOMB.

  22. Sauron

    Bruins are going to the Stanley Cup finals!!!!

    1. SoulBlazer

      SoulBlazer

      WOOOOO! I wanted to make that comment but you beat me to it! Go Boston!

       

  23. Sauron

    It's official...I'm addicted to Русский рэп (Russian rap).

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      I'm sorry.

    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      My condolences as well.

    3. A_Locomotive

      A_Locomotive

      Do they rap about standing in line for food?

  24. Sauron

    Some will win, some will lose, some were born to sing the blues...

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      And mullets will keep on growing.

    3. Atari Joe

      Atari Joe

      that's when the guy in the members only jacket creeps out of the bathroom and shoots Tony in the head. You never hear it coming, it just cuts to black and you witness Tony's assassination through his own eyes. It's a pattern.

    4. Sauron

      Sauron

      Yes, hence why there's no Sopranos movie.

  25. Sauron

    Congrats to sh3-rg for being a new dad! :)

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