OK, before I start, I am an eBay fan. With all of the activity (or lack thereof) I have really been able to find good stuff on ebay, however..................
Dont you just sometimes want to send this to the seller who has LOTS and LOTS and LOTS of conditions on thier auctions:
By ACCEPTING my bid you agree to the following:
1. You will ship within 24 hours of recieving my payment or negative feedback will be left.
2. You will charge me EXACTLY what you pay for shipping, any over amounts and negative feedback will be left.
3. You will answer my emails or negative feedback will be left.
4. If the items are not EXACTLY, DOWN TO THE LAST DETAIL, as described negative feedback will be left.
5. Item must be recieved within 10 days of payment recieved (see above) or negative feedback will be left.
6. You leave feedback RIGHT AFTER (within 10 seconds) of recieving my payment, this is so if the items (see condition 4) are not as decribed, I can leave a negative feedback without fear of relalitory feedback from you.
7. What do you mean, "I dont accept paypal" oh well I guess negative feedback will be left.
This was just a little joke. Again the reason I posted this is that the conditions on some of these auction seem to be getting out of hand.
I guess I will have to have a lawyer review some of these auctions before I bid on them
THIS WAS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE WITH ANY CONDITIONS ON THIER AUCTIONS, I JUST WANTED TO MAKE A SYMBOLIC POINT.
Do not hunt me down and shoot me, my head does not need to be on your wall in the den.
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