Corby

When you see a sign saying "weak bridge" just as you cross, you suddenly start to feel something leaking out of your butt, no matter how hard you clench.

I ate bran flakes the last two days and it worked really well...

James Morgan was named CEO of Atari in 1983

*Sigh* its friday

*Sigh* its friday

Putting a bigger, faster engine into Turbo Arcade. MOAR POWER!!

How to order a pizza:

Turn off porchlight

Get online and misspell your street name

Remember not to put your apartment #

(There's only 12 buildings, 12 Units each,  Make him work for it!)

Make sure your voice mailbox is not set up yet

Don't answer any Phone # you don't recognize

Now once he gets clever and somehow finally gets it to you anyway,

Tip him 86 cents for his effort so he knows you're a hell of a guy!

(This happened to me tonight....I'm the delivery driver)

I just realized that in 1977, no less than two different groups of Swedish artists recorded one LP each with "dirty" songs, i.e. the ones with mature content. Both went on to do sequels the following years, but 1977 was some kind of the height of sinfulness.

Was just on the Sony store on my ps5! Looking thru the ps4 games. I saw postal 4!! Oh man. I played postal 2 to death on PC. Idk man, I think Gorf Arcade will have to wait a little longer to buy

Also, gave you some rep points, so yous not a total loser

Also, gave you some rep points, so yous not a total loser

I turned 50 today.  It's odd.  I still see women in their 30's and 40's as being older than me.

Ray Kassar, Atari CEO, once dismissed Atari's engineers as "high-strung prima donnas."

How to order a pizza:

Turn off porchlight

Get online and misspell your street name

Remember not to put your apartment #

(There's only 12 buildings, 12 Units each,  Make him work for it!)

Make sure your voice mailbox is not set up yet

Don't answer any Phone # you don't recognize

Now once he gets clever and somehow finally gets it to you anyway,

Tip him 86 cents for his effort so he knows you're a hell of a guy!

(This happened to me tonight....I'm the delivery driver)

Sears' version of the Atari 2600 is called the Sears Video Arcade.

How to order a pizza:

Turn off porchlight

Get online and misspell your street name

Remember not to put your apartment #

(There's only 12 buildings, 12 Units each,  Make him work for it!)

Make sure your voice mailbox is not set up yet

Don't answer any Phone # you don't recognize

Now once he gets clever and somehow finally gets it to you anyway,

Tip him 86 cents for his effort so he knows you're a hell of a guy!

(This happened to me tonight....I'm the delivery driver)

The Atari logo symbolizes two pong players separated by a playfield line in the middle.

How to order a pizza:

Turn off porchlight

Get online and misspell your street name

Remember not to put your apartment #

(There's only 12 buildings, 12 Units each,  Make him work for it!)

Make sure your voice mailbox is not set up yet

Don't answer any Phone # you don't recognize

Now once he gets clever and somehow finally gets it to you anyway,

Tip him 86 cents for his effort so he knows you're a hell of a guy!

(This happened to me tonight....I'm the delivery driver)

Having fun changing the flapper in the toilet.  Accidentally broke the arm off the  handle and had to go back to the Home Depot to pick up a new one.

Atari grossed $415 million in 1978.

Woof. Hope nobody has $ in Silicon Valley Bank.

You wanna know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?

You wanna know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?

You wanna know what really GRINDS MY GEARS?

Which  one of you sorry sons a bitches is selling this..

https://www.ebay.ca/itm/125792672596