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  1. Somebody at The Onion is a Mortal Kombat fan

  2. Is Bubsy 3D really THAT bad or is it just an internet meme?

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    2. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      It's a terribly made game with controls that belong in a tank sim.

    3. Bill Loguidice

      Bill Loguidice

      Certain games are unquestionably bad. This is one of them. Superman 64 is another. Other games, like ET for the Atari 2600, you can at least see why a case is made for it not being bad.

    4. Csonicgo

      Csonicgo

      Bubsy wouldn't be bad if the camera angles weren't terrible, the controls weren't terrible, the hit detection wasn't terrible, and... might as well pick an other game!

       

  3. I think everyone has a deep seated fear of spontaneous human combustion

    1. OBO

      OBO

      If one farts enough, inflammable gases of the intestine are released.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Wait, did you say one fart is enough?

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Or maybe even a deep seeded one.

  4. I'm starting to feel sorry for conspiracy types, I could imagine a paranoid life where everything bad that happens is a ''false flag'' performed by crisis actors. Please seek help.

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Secret Human Radiation Experiments Performed in the United States on Adults and Children

      Secret from the 1940s to 1976.

       

      Project SHAD

      Secret from the 1960s to 1994.

    3. The Usotsuki

      The Usotsuki

      The conspiracy nuts make the true seem unbelievable by association.

    4. atarian63

      atarian63

      it's all bushes fault (false) really Obamas

  5. As someone who rejects the supernatural, I feel kinda left out of Halloween. Maybe instead of a haunted house or haunted hay ride I should start my own attractions i.e. a house where some interesting events occur and a scientifically explainable hay ride

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    2. 55five66six

      55five66six

      What's worse is Christmas. At least you can have fun with Halloween.

    3. Hatta

      Hatta

      As an atheist and skeptic, I'm not going to let the fact that they didn't eat turkey at the first thanksgiving stop me from enjoying the tradition. Same goes for halloween, christmas, or the 4th of july.

    4. Reaperman

      Reaperman

      Supernatural? Science house? No, that's all wrong. It's all about dressing up in the 'sexy' version of just about any costume and prancing around for a few nights. What's not to like?

  6. We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

    1. Brian R.

      Brian R.

      No, your pets will be fine. No food - you die - pet eats you. Pet is fine, see? ;)

  7. Breaking Bad ended the only way it could have. Bravo.

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      Why is it nowadays that shows that get a lot of media attention and hype last only 3 seasons or so?

    3. phattyboombatty

      phattyboombatty

      It was awesome. Gratuitous. Violence. And brilliant.

    4. goldenegg

      goldenegg

      Breaking Bad was 5 seasons and got to end things on their own terms. They weren't cancelled. They chose to end now. I highly respect that decision, rather than milking the show.

  8. James Pond kickstarter coming-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aV0nPC1va8&feature=player_embedded

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      The amount of effort it takes to pick up your USB flashdrive - that's how much force this thruster has.

       

      Over time it builds up and craft can reach hundreds of thousands of miles per hour speed.

       

      How long? 5 years or more.

       

      You won't see ion-thruster craft landing on Earth anytime soon. But you'll see space probes going all over the SolarSystem.

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      So no Tie Fighters.

    3. RetroFiends

      RetroFiends

      Set a course! One Half Impulse!

  9. I want to find a man sized litterbox. I've been using a toilet for 35 years and it's time for a change.

  10. If I had the money to throw around I'd get a bad game related tattoo, maybe an Awesome Possum on my butt cheek.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      How about a dead possum shoved up your butt instead?

  11. When I have kids I want to name them after game characters; that's why they'll be AAAAA and A.S.S.

    1. esplonky

      esplonky

      Mine will be Custer.....

    2. Scootiecat

      Scootiecat

      Heh. A family member wanted to name their son Andrew Scott S, but then his initials would have been A.S.S. My nephew's initials are R.A.P. I kid I babysat for eons ago initials made his name M.T. Carton.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      This gives me a good idea for a mobile app (assuming it doesn't already exist): a "Baby Name Screener", which prospective parents can use before they decide on a baby's name to check for embarrassing initials, homonyms, homophones, etc.

  12. Mega Man in Smash Bros?? Color me a surprised and happy boy.

    1. iswitt

      iswitt

      I am pumped about this.

    2. bomberpunk
  13. PS4-no drm, no mandatory online and $100 cheaper than the Xbone

    1. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Optional DRM. Which means any company producing the same game for the Xbone with DRM will do the same for PS4. Yucky.

    2. atarian63
    3. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      The camera is not included so that makes it only $40 less.

  14. Modern video games have atrophied my skills to the point that it took me a dozen tries to get past the first red gargoyle halfway through the first level of Ghosts 'n Goblins. How embarrassing.

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    2. Zach

      Zach

      He's a tough opponent, unless you know his vulnerabilities.

    3. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      I'm garbage at Ghosts 'N' Goblins. I don't think I've ever cleared the first level.

    4. Hatta

      Hatta

      ghosts n goblins was always too hard.

    1. Classic Pac

      Classic Pac

      Saw the trailer on You Tube and it blew me away, I am glad they kept it old school.

    2. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      i saw the trailer, i cant wait for it! :D

  15. Super Smash Kittens

  16. I see that Chris Brown crashed his car. His OnStar must have been getting a bit lippy.

    1. Yurkie

      Yurkie

      Main issue I see is that Bishop and Knight pieces have different poses which would make things confussing.

    2. ilovethevectrex

      ilovethevectrex

      thats pretty cool

       

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