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  1. Garfield has some opinions about Atari purchasing Intellivision:

    An embarrassment of riches

    No wait... not Garfield. What's his name again? Oh right, Artie.

     

    More Artie on the Intellivision buyout:

    The coupon helped

    That's okay, so has the real Atari

    They’ll probably re-brand that a little bit

    We always knew the Jag had to be good for something

    The universe can handle only so much suck

     

    I've got about two weeks' worth lined up, so check back daily!

    (Insert stupid Blog name here)

     

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      @Nathan Strum Hahaha. Good one Nate. Two Thumbs up brother man. :thumbsup::thumbsup:

  2. You can lead a horse to water... but you can't keep the stupid ones from accidentally drowning themselves.

  3. Instead of "Greatest Hits" or "Best of..." compilations, just once, I wish someone would put out an album called, "Just the Crap".

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    2. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Our bassist in one band I was in once suggested we put out a "Greatest Misses" album,  but suggested the cover of it be the scene of a bad situation in a truck stop bathroom...Like someone "missed" and got it everywhere (except in the toilet)...Thankfully we didn't run with that idea.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Also we once played a show with a band called The STDs,  and they only had one album out.  It was called their Greatest Hits. (Let that sink in for a sec).

    4. MarcoJ

      MarcoJ

      another compilation i'd like is all the B sides of their singles. Many times the B side of a single doesn't make it on the Album, or any compilations.

  4. Elevator Agent (from Champ games) box art revealed:
    https://forums.atariage.com/topic/352817-new-games-at-the-2023-portland-retro-gaming-expo/?do=findComment&comment=5323158

    Elevator Agent and Turbo Arcade will be available at PRGE next month!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Oh,...I Want That!!!!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I think ya had to work to make a Pinto explode,  but yeah  Ford could have done that part better!

  5. I'm pretty sure I already used this joke once... but I'm not about to slog through nearly 400 strips to find it:
    https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18682-swordquest-dumpsterfireworld/

  6. Artie's finally up-to-date: https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18672-probably-shouldn’t-tell-him-about-the-2600/

     

    We will now resume a somewhat more leisurely pace of adding new episodes. ;)  

     

  7. I'm probably not going to make up for not publishing any Artie episodes for nearly a year in just one night... but here's another one:

    https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18671-those-alexa-enabled-twerking-teddy-bears-aint-cheap/

     

    I had these written months ago when the "Last Chance" sale was announced, but never got around to publishing them. Strike while the iron is cold!

  8. "Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before..."
    https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18670-always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life/

    1. bent_pin

      bent_pin

      Wasn't that last night's topic?

    2. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Hahah!!!   And now you know why that happened.

  9. Missed marketing opportunity: repurposing Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom" to sell "Philadelphia Cream Cheese".

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      Perhaps that is what you get if you dip Freedom Fries into Philadelphia Cream Cheese.

    2. Lord Mushroom
  10. Putting a bigger, faster engine into Turbo Arcade. MOAR POWER!!

  11. RIP Ken Block... 🏎️ :( 

  12. Memo to self - wear gloves next time I use oven cleaner. My iPhone no longer recognizes my thumbprint.

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Too late. Crimes committed.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Fortunately, if said crimes were purely thumb-based, they'll never know!

    4. carlsson

      carlsson

      Perhaps you can reconfigure the iPhone to use iris scanning, or did you put some nasty stuff in your eyes as well?

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