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Status Updates posted by Nathan Strum
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Garfield has some opinions about Atari purchasing Intellivision:
No wait... not Garfield. What's his name again? Oh right, Artie.
More Artie on the Intellivision buyout:
That's okay, so has the real Atari
They’ll probably re-brand that a little bit
We always knew the Jag had to be good for something
The universe can handle only so much suck
I've got about two weeks' worth lined up, so check back daily!
(Insert stupid Blog name here)
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@Nathan Strum Hahaha. Good one Nate. Two Thumbs up brother man.
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You can lead a horse to water... but you can't keep the stupid ones from accidentally drowning themselves.
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Instead of "Greatest Hits" or "Best of..." compilations, just once, I wish someone would put out an album called, "Just the Crap".
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It's that beloved holiday classic: The Artie the Atari Christmas Special!
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18796-and-you-didnt-have-to-pay-apple-999-to-read-it/ -
Artie the Atari hits episode #400: https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18761-a-bargain-at-half-the-price/
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Elevator Agent (from Champ games) box art revealed:
https://forums.atariage.com/topic/352817-new-games-at-the-2023-portland-retro-gaming-expo/?do=findComment&comment=5323158Elevator Agent and Turbo Arcade will be available at PRGE next month!
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Turbo Arcade box art revealed – game will be available at PRGE next month!
https://forums.atariage.com/topic/352817-new-games-at-the-2023-portland-retro-gaming-expo/?do=findComment&comment=5319241 -
Or maybe a Pinto, but less explodey:
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18690-it’s-like-the-yugo-of-2600s/
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Artie hits the target: https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18687-isn’t-that-an-oxymoron/
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Armpit-farts made easy: https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18683-does-it-come-with-armpit-speakers/
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I'm pretty sure I already used this joke once... but I'm not about to slog through nearly 400 strips to find it:
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18682-swordquest-dumpsterfireworld/ -
Artie's finally up-to-date: https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18672-probably-shouldn’t-tell-him-about-the-2600/
We will now resume a somewhat more leisurely pace of adding new episodes.
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I'm probably not going to make up for not publishing any Artie episodes for nearly a year in just one night... but here's another one:
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18671-those-alexa-enabled-twerking-teddy-bears-aint-cheap/
I had these written months ago when the "Last Chance" sale was announced, but never got around to publishing them. Strike while the iron is cold!
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"Tonight on 'It's the Mind', we examine the phenomenon of deja vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we've lived through something before..."
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18670-always-look-on-the-bright-side-of-life/ -
Artie's back. And he's g... wait, didn't I do this already? https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18666-we’re-just-a-little-behind/
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Artie's back. And he's got some catching up to do... https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/18664-well-about-those-homebrews/
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Missed marketing opportunity: repurposing Elton John's "Philadelphia Freedom" to sell "Philadelphia Cream Cheese".
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Updated a few homebrew projects in my blog:
https://forums.atariage.com/blogs/entry/17157-twenty-three-skid-to-doo/?do=findComment&comment=31028
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Memo to self - wear gloves next time I use oven cleaner. My iPhone no longer recognizes my thumbprint.