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  1. Now I have to draw the Earth. Fortunately, not all of it. That would take awhile.

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      1:1 scale might take some time.

  2. Computer keyboards are a pain to draw.

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I have absolutely no idea how that was supposed to help... my Wacom tablet is a complete mess now. Tasty though...

    3. Zach

      Zach

      Adding a PC to the Artie series?

    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Nope. Freelance project.

  3. My airline early-boarded those of us who didn't need to use the overhead bins. Take that, suckers!

    1. DaveD

      DaveD

      So when they notice a Mai tenancy issue and need to delay the flight a few hours while passengers sit on the Tarmac, you will already have some experience. ;-)

    2. DaveD

      DaveD

      * Maintenance. Thanks autocorrect.

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      That was one of the better autocorrect misspellings I've seen though.

  4. All of those people clapping along at ballparks have probably never even seen "The Addams Family".

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    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Thus proving my point. ;)

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      People at ballparks have the clap?

    4. esplonky

      esplonky

      I knew it was the Addams Family, even when I was 3!

  5. Not sure why Adobe end-of-lifed Encore. I already had enough reasons to hate them.

    1. NE146

      NE146

      Because everyone bought it already so how can they sell something new? Come on.

  6. I have just one thing to say about that.

  7. Therrneesh doobee atahklahkmicahmcdonna shingshday.

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    2. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      Gunta gleeden glokin globin

    3. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      It'sh English. Jusht ha to shound i ou phonetically.

    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      I guess I'm the only one who thinks there needs to be a "Talk like 'Michael McDonald sings" day. Thash doo ba.

  8. I've been using my iPad so much lately, I've started trying to touch my laptop screen to click "OK".

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    2. RickR

      RickR

      You just discovered the design philosophy behind Windows 8.

    3. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Scotty (to Apple computer): "Computer... computer..."

      Man (handing Scotty the mouse): "Here, use this."

      Scotty (talking into the mouse): "Computer... computer..."

    4. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      There was a design philosophy behind Windows 8? That's like saying there was a marketing strategy behind the Xbox One.

  9. Wow... the moon looks absolutely huge tonight. Wait a sec... LOOK OUT!! WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!!

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    2. Nesbroslash

      Nesbroslash

      WATCH OUT, YOU'RE GONNA CRASH! AHHH!

    3. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      that is what happen to Chewbacca!

    4. 5-11under

      5-11under

      Must be something in your eye.

  10. Technically, "I don't know" is a correct answer.

    1. Rockin' Kat

      Rockin' Kat

      yes, but your teacher won't care for your cheekiness.

    2. accousticguitar
    3. Gemintronic

      Gemintronic

      Technically, NOP is an operation.

  11. Would Santa Claus beat the Easter Bunny in a fight, or would the bunny take out a carrot and shank him?

    1. Unbeliever

      Unbeliever

      That would be a fight to see.

  12. Adobe: Now with more Evil™.

  13. I hate the internet.

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    2. cybercylon

      cybercylon

      We also actually able to hold a conversation that lasted more than 5 minutes.

    3. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      What, are you still talking about that?

    4. NE146

      NE146

      Well here on AA, since forum discussions never expire we now can have discussions that go on for 10+ years! :)

  14. Sitting in the dentist's chair this morning - what song comes on the radio? "Haven't Got Time for the Pain". Thanks for the laugh, Carly.

    1. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      Can try to make that visit much shorter. Make a sandwich with generous amount of limburger cheese, anchovies, and top it with generous amount of minced fresh garlic. You'd be in and out in no time.

    2. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      Not really sure I want my dentist rushing through his work... at least not with me.

    3. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      At least the song wasn't "Haven't got Novacaine for the pain!"

  15. I thought a bird pooped on my car today. But it was just an XBox One prototype.

    1. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "Hey-o!"

       

      (Said in my best Ed McMahon voice.)

    2. slab0meat

      slab0meat

      I don't get it.

    3. Chuck D. Head

      Chuck D. Head

      is funny because XBox one is made of half digested worms and smells bad!

  16. My profile has been viewed over 41,000 times. Don't you people have anything better to do?

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    2. retroillucid

      retroillucid

      i just realized I'm at 42 707 views

    3. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      I keep clicking on avatars by accident. Sorry!

    4. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I'm at 60k. Why is it higher than Mr. Strum?

  17. I'm disappointed they've never given out Grammys for "Best Guitar Face".

    1. SeaGtGruff

      SeaGtGruff

      Well, some musicians have been known to play their guitars WITH their faces, so maybe there should be a "best guitar-playing face" award?

  18. I learned a new word today - "purpling". As in, "Your window tint is purpling".

    1. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      It rhymes with "burpling."

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Violetizing volatiles

  19. Why was there never a Jefferson Airship?

    1. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      They could have done a cool crossover album called Jefferson Zeppelin!

    2. Vic George 2K3

      Vic George 2K3

      Simple "duh" answer: because they just never thought of calling themselves that!

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      Hamilton Airplane!

  20. Winning two games in a row does not constitute a "streak".

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    2. accousticguitar

      accousticguitar

      It does for me. :)

    3. pce_collector

      pce_collector

      Speak for yourself

    4. Unbeliever

      Unbeliever

      It would be a major accomplishment for me to do that. So, yes. :)

  21. "I Love Lucy" is still funny.

    1. WestofHouse

      WestofHouse

      Definitely. Some comedy is timeless. I was thinking the same about Marx Bros the other day.

    2. BassGuitari

      BassGuitari

      Dick Van Dyke Show for me.

    3. Grig

      Grig

      Marx over lucy - but yes ILL is great. I have many memories of watching "marathons" in the 70s and 80s of Lucy.

  22. Lyrics Billy Joel would've written if he were cool: "You had to be a big shot, ninja." Post your own!

    1. RickR

      RickR

      The Doors "Riders on the Storm" should have been "Children of the Corn".

  23. Well, it looks like cheddar.

    1. Grig

      Grig

      not even Wensleydale?

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      what's wrong with Wensleydale?

    3. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      I don't give Edam.

  24. In case you were wondering, the answer is 12.

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    2. Omegamatrix
    3. KevinMos3

      KevinMos3

      OM, you're off by 1. It's always 42.

    4. Fixitguy74

      Fixitguy74

      Well the question was "how many thousands of dollars is Nathan Strum going to just give me?"

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