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  1. Arsebiscuits!

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      You need TP for your bunghole?

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Do not make my bunghole angry!

  2. Found a Fujinet under the tree this year.  It's been a good Christmas. :D

  3. Very much an Oingo Boingo Christmas Eve this year.

     

     

    1. IntelliMission

      IntelliMission

      Did you know that Reptiles and Samurai is about the instincts Vs the brain, both fighting inside the singer's head? And the part where he says "your face is young and shiny" represents love.

       

      I discovered them in 2005 thanks to a live Pictures of You cover by Mr Bungle I downloaded in mp3.

       

      Mr Bungle is a much weirder band, but they also played good ska:

       

       

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Mr. Bungle - probably my favourite Faith No More-adjacent band :D

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Mr. Bungle, Secret Chiefs 3, Fantomas...Awesome stuff!!!!!

  4. I am hopelessly addicted to Robomechanik and hope for a full release soon.

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I have a number you can call.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      Yes, but can I annoy the people on the other end?

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I am sure Al won't mind.  PM sent.

  5. Now taking bets on when the first status update involving playing a game on and/or modifying a Fauxtari VCS happens.

     

    Also taking bets on first taco reference in reply to that post.

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I don't think most backers seem to like us here (shame, really).  The thing is, IF any of them do post a Status Update, then dollars to doughnuts, TACOS will follow.  I don't think they'll post, but again,  if it happens,  I'll take odds on the Taco part of the equation.

  6. One of the advantages of being old and boring is knowing which bears you should and should not poke with sticks.

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    2. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Maybe he's the one who took backin89's crack pipe and shoved it ?

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      I was more thinking Hello Kitty Bike, but probably too busy with work, to go through with that.

    4. DragonGrafx-16
  7. Say...  Would you like a chocolate-covered pretzel?  They're a little melty, but my are they exquisite!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      And if I remember right you're a big pretzel fan!

       

       

      Do you mean I'm not the only one who saw that movie as some kind of masterpiece?  (I saw that in the theater, too!)...

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      I'm jealous - we never got a theatrical release of it.  Only way I knew anything about it was from having seen a screening of Clerks a year or so prior at the Irish Film Centre, and recognised Kevin Smith's name when I picked up the VHS box at the video rental store.

       

      And yep, it's a great movie.  Very much in the vein of a lot of John Hughes' good films.

  8. It's high time I had a Subaru Brat in my life again.

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @CPUWIZ: funny you should mention that.  I dated a goth chick for a bit when I had my first Brat.

       

      Note the 'a bit' part; there was a significant relationship upgrade from her while I owned that same vehicle.  And that's nothing against goth chicks; that particular one just...  Yeah.

    3. CPUWIZ
    4. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      I know, right? ?

       

      Was goth then...  Then I went Goth To Boss!

       

       

  9. It was 27°F and cold outside when I started my day.  Now it's 45°F and it's like sitting on a tropical beach by comparison.  Amazing how quickly we adapt.

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    2. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      It is set to 78. LOL

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      75F here and I have a sweater on.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      We've had a bunch of nice weather (High of 54 today!), but man I wish we'd get some snow!  We really need the moisture and I don't want to see drought conditions this Summer because there's no snowpack in the mountains...

  10. Just got my first ice slip of the season out of the way.  Winter is officially here.

  11. Bright red packaging covered in Super Mario characters and Nintendo logos?  Good job, Amazon - you just invented the world's first high-visibility thief-attracting shipping boxes, right before Christmas.  Thanks!  Will next year's boxes also strobe in order to make them easier to spot?

     

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @CPUWIZ: Yep, we've got everything on camera, so am not too concerned.  However, we did have one local set of thieves who were caught on video walking up onto someone's porch, taking packages, then noticing the cameras and debating whether they should put them back or not.  Finally, one of them (looking straight into the camera) says, "nah, these cameras are fake," and they all leave, taking the packages with them.

       

      The arrest was made within a couple of hours of the homeowner getting the video to the police.

       

      BTW: on the mailbox, I stuck a Z-Wave motion sensor in there and just have it send our phones a text message when the lid is opened.  Works great, and our cellco's email-to-SMS gateway works perfectly for this application.  I had thought about doing a camera as well, but didn't want to lose the space in the mailbox.

    3. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      LOL, does anyone still use fake cameras?  Shit, I was thinking of a ESP32-CAM in my mailbox, but the Blink ones are really small and wireless.  Batteries last forever.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I love YouTube videos where they set up fake boxes to nail porch pirates...Stuff that sprays glitter /confetti/stink bombs then uses cameras to send back their reaction,  right before the sounds of a Police scanner, followed by an ominous countdown...I only wish it also busted them.

  12. Survival advice: don't be your own worst enemy.

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    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      @Cebus Capucinis: my cheque for $1.5B is winging its way towards you as we speak.  You'll know it when it gets there; it's printed on a basketball.

    3. Cebus Capucinis

      Cebus Capucinis

      Perfect! Just this morning I created a "think tank" to start lobbying Congress to make basketballs negotiable instruments. You've played right into our hands!

    4. x=usr(1536)
  13. The 7800 is hooked up to a CRT for the first time in over a decade, and I have to say that it actually looks pretty damn good on that TV and certainly miles better than it did on either our LCD or plasma.  Huge thanks to @KeeperofLindblum for passing the TV on to me; now I can finally start in on the 'does-it-work-or-not' 5200.

     

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    1. sramirez2008

      sramirez2008

      This warms my heart. Every 7800 deserves a proper CRT.

    2. x=usr(1536)

      x=usr(1536)

      I had honestly forgotten how good the RF output is on these little buggers.  The potato I'm taking pictures with can't do what the machine is capable of justice.

    3. KeeperofLindblum

      KeeperofLindblum

      Happy to help! Glad it went to someone who can use it. :)

  14. On the first day of my summer vacation, I went downtown.  To look for a job.  Then I hung out in front of the drug store.

     

    On the second day of my summer vacation, I went downtown.  To look for a job.  Then I hung out in front of the drug store.

     

    On the third day of my summer vacation, I went downtown.  To look for a job.  Then I got a job.  Keeping people from hanging out in front of the drug store.

  15. Somewhere, there's a corral with its gate left open...  And they all came here to run amok.

    1. Random Terrain
    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      Tacos de cabeza "El Corral" restaurant, Colima - Restaurant reviews

       

      Yep.  They're all here.  All the tacos.  Running amok.

  16. All you zombies, hide your faces
    All you people in the street
    All you sittin' in high places
    The pieces gonna fall on you

     

    Songs I haven't heard in years that just came in on our local pirate station. ❤️

    1. IntelliMission

      IntelliMission

      It looks like this song appeared both in the first and second album of the band. I just listened to the first album (where Zombies has a more rock-reggae feel) and it was surprisingly good. 80s new wave with touches of reggae and an epic Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds cover.

       

      The only thing that feels odd to me is the voice, that sounds too "artificial" or "pop" for that band.

    2. joeatari1

      joeatari1

      I love hooters!  Oh, and The Hooters as well.

  17. In the year 2000, I was sitting in the Chinese takeaway a couple blocks over from work and killing time while I waited for my order by playing a game on their Ms. Pac-Man cocktail.  While I was playing the game, a lady and her roughly 9-year-old daughter walked over, and, as I completed a maze, the lady made a comment to the effect of, "gee, you're pretty good at this game."  My response was along the lines of, "I'd hope so; I've only been playing it for nineteen years."

     

    Next year will be the 40th anniversary of Ms. Pac-Man hitting the scene.  Amusing to reflect back on that.

  18. Early Christmas bonus: I'm finally going to be able to clean out and bring the contents back from the storage unit that has been between 3000 and 1500 miles away from me for the past 12 years, depending on where I've lived.

     

    Won't have everything back until January, but it will bring home the 600XL, 800XL, 1200XL, Super Pong, Video Pinball, Lisa 2, a couple of BeBoxen, and other things I'm not remembering but that are in there.

    1. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      Hopefully in good shape in storage.

    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      The stuff you don't remember - that's fun! It's a like a treasure hunt. And it's always good. Good good good..to clean out storage.

       

      I once had a 10x10 storage room. And just a month or three before it was broken into I had cleaned everything out. Amazing luck since we had kept it for a good number of years.

       

  19. Fish for dinner last night?

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    2. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      Christ!  Did a cow shit in here?!

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      The popcorn you are eating has been pissed in.  Film at 11.

    4. bubufubu

      bubufubu

      Show me your nuts!

  20. lulz.

    1. OldSchoolRetroGamer

      OldSchoolRetroGamer

      I know right? Was so obvious it was laughable, no doubt he thought he was being pretty damn clever ! ?

    2. BDW

      BDW

      So obvious it was funny. Didn't need a mod to confirm that one.

  21. Fried cheese curds and mini corn dogs.  Junk food weekend dinner of champions.

    1. Keatah

      Keatah

      I've got week-old pizza refrigerated at 35F. Still good as of yesterday. An indicator of rot is when condensation forms in the bag and smell-gas swells it..

  22. It appears as though the Subwoofer Family next door have married into the Harley-with-stupidly-loud-exhaust family.  The combination of THUMP-THUMP-THUMP and BLAT-BLAT-BLAT has only been around for two days, but it's already old.

    1. amiman99

      amiman99

      I have neighbor who has a farting mustang gt waking up everyone everyday every time he leaves.

    2. Hydro Thunder

      Hydro Thunder

      My gf and I were both finding ourselves waking up at precisely 5:41 am for weeks on end.

      The woman across the street was apparently dating a Harley guy who worked way, way, way too early.

      It has made me consider opening a business, the Involuntary Muffler Shoppe.  Not sure how this business plan would come together, but apart from the profitability issue and various legal questions (sort of like a Repo business in that we'd sneak around installing mufflers on vehicles that desperately need them in our humble opinion)... I want it to happen.

    3. TwentySixHundred

      TwentySixHundred

      Dealt with my fair share of asshole neighbours exactly the same. Tried telling them straight it never worked, just made things worse. Now i just get the missus on the phone to the police. If i ring they will never come but if she rings saying she feels intimidated and suspects they're drug dealers then the police come everytime. Haven't had to deal with crappy neighbours for awhile now. I figured people like that into that sort of lifestyle don't really want police on their door step everyday. And with persistence, sure enough it has driven them out. Good luck i know the feeling

  23. Waking up to a power outage and finding out that the UPSes are handling things just fine is nice, but not stepping in surprise cat barf in the dark is even better.

  24. It's Tricky to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's right on time
    It's Tricky... it's Tricky (Tricky) Tricky (Tricky)

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