I realized today that all Toy Story movies happened because all the others toys didn't believe something Woody said. Then something bad happens and Woody helps save the day. This means that Woody spent about 12 years living with douche bag toys.
Well, that's what happens when all of those toys were "Made in China" the douche bag toys came from a douche bag country! Except Buzz Lightyear! He was Made in USA! So he was OK! (^_-)