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  1. TheObscureGamer

    If you wanna stop the widespread hunger in Africa you send Kim Kardashian over there.Her ass alone would feed everybody in Africa.there would be a widespread obese problem after though

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    2. Bixler

      Bixler

      Wouldn't want those starving from hunger to choke to death on hydrogel or whatever she used to enhance it...

    3. bomberpunk

      bomberpunk

      not everyone eats ass.

    4. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      I'd be afraid of how many toilets she sat on before eating that!

  2. TheObscureGamer

    Watch 90's and early 2000's Nickelodeon with commercials at http://nickreboot.com/

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      No Mr.Wizard - no watches from me.

    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      Me too. I'm a huge Mr. Wizard fan.

  3. TheObscureGamer

    Watch 90's and early 2000's Nickelodeon at http://nickreboot.com/

  4. TheObscureGamer

    Pee wee Herman walks into a Movie theater...

    1. Stephen

      Stephen

      He takes his jacket o --- He removes his jacket.

    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Sees the future in the palm of his hand?

  5. TheObscureGamer

    Chuck Mangione turned 74 today and it feels soo good

  6. TheObscureGamer

    yesterday for thanksgiving I killed the Indians for the food they made us

    1. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Dude the whole Euro-invader hate thing is so 90s. Puritan pilgrims weren't senselessly murdering native americans, anyway.

  7. TheObscureGamer

    Is that a gun in your pants or are you just Pee Wee herman?

  8. TheObscureGamer

    Man it's so cold out here that when the wind hits my legs it feels like whips from roots

  9. TheObscureGamer

    Man it's so cold out here that when the wind hits my legs it feels like whips from roots

  10. TheObscureGamer

    If Andy from Toy Story's toys were always in his room does that mean that they saw Andy have sex with his girlfriend?

    1. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      He didn't just see, he was jerking off in the corner.

    2. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      lol

  11. TheObscureGamer

    If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society then the reverse was wrong, too-Hugh Hefner

    1. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Maybe society can stop persecuting Christians too.

  12. TheObscureGamer

    What's up with all this Ferguson news? I mean one kid gets shot and all hell breaks loose.Did MLK do violent protests when he couldn't ride anywhere on the bus? no.Did Ghandi do violent protest when he was fighting for freedom? no.Did malcolm X go on a violent rampage when one of his friends died,no.These aren't protesters. As history shows, what they're doing only creates more long term divide than generating any shred of uniting empathy.Ignorant ass African Americans(no offe...

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    2. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      Brdo even if I had a child and he/she was the one who was killed,you wouldn't see me do riots and burning down buildings and shit

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I only burn down buildings when my favorite sports team wins or loses.

    4. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      jayb3rd, I wasn't comparing anything. I simply was rebutting the ignorant statement that violent protests never solve anything. Heck, the US revolution started as a violent protest. I didn't pay attention to the Ferguson trial in any depth, so I'm not claiming anything about it.

  13. TheObscureGamer

    What's up with all this Ferguson news? I mean one kid gets shot and all hell breaks loose.Did MLK do violent protests when he couldn't ride anywhere on the bus? no.Did Ghandi do violent protest when he was fighting for freedom? no.These aren't protestors. As history shows, what they're doing only creates more long term divide than generating any shred of uniting empathy.

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      At least they're not doing it because their sports team won or lost.

  14. TheObscureGamer

    Here’s what I want to see in the next Star Trek movie: Old Kirk,bloated and barely fitting into his Starfleet uniform, encounters the young Kirk, played by Chris Pine, and tells him, “Hey, skinny. I’m you in 50 years! Hahahahahaha!”

    1. Nathan Strum

      Nathan Strum

      …and then proceeds to beat the living daylights out of him. I'd pay good money to see that.

    2. Bryan

      Bryan

      Wait, young Kirk catches old Kirk in bed with his woman and she says, "Wow! You've learned a lot in 50 years!"

  15. TheObscureGamer

    prime minister of japan talking to inferior: When I said nuke the Chinese I meant put the takeout in the microwave!!

  16. TheObscureGamer

    prime minister of japan talking to inferior: When I said nuke the Chinese I meant put the takeout in the microwave!!

  17. TheObscureGamer

    I said a hip hop the hippie the hippie To the hip hip hop and you don't stop The rock it to the bang bang boogie Say up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat

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    2. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      The macaroni's soggy, the peas are mushed, and the chicken tastes like wood!

    3. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      so you bust out the door while its still closed

      still sick from the food you ate

       

      and then you run to the store for quick relief

      from a bottle of kaopectate

    4. Bryan

      Bryan

      @Mxyzptlk I'm still working it out, but I think you're either supposed to shoot or rape a hippie.

  18. TheObscureGamer

    I HATE people who when you say a joke they say it's tasteless,it's their fault you are trying to eat A JOKE

  19. TheObscureGamer

    I HATE people who when you say a joke they say it's tasteless it's there fault you are trying to eat A JOKE

  20. TheObscureGamer

    I think Ms.pac-man is Pac-man in drag

    1. Rhomaios

      Rhomaios

      But they've been seen together! http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/user_screenshots/saves30/300856/GENESIS--Ms PacMan_Mar24 18_27_50.png

  21. TheObscureGamer

    Playboy and Nintendo teamed up

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    2. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      Princess peach and daisy re-enacting the scene from the end of Requiem for a Dream? Whoops that would probably be hustler..

    3. retrorussell

      retrorussell

      Play-do

    4. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      I worry about you sometimes Travis.

  22. TheObscureGamer
    .Have ever single nes,Snes,Virtual Boy,n64,Gamecube,Wii,Gameboy,Gameboy Color,Gameboy Advance,DS and 3DS title able to be downloaded/and or played on the Wiiu .make an accessory to make said console's controllers work on the Wiiu .make a new Alex Kidd game(this would go great as a 3DS eshop title) .make every single SG-1000,Master System,Genesis,Saturn, Dreamcast and gamegear title work on the Wiiu
  23. TheObscureGamer

    Sooo my cousin didnt die...mistaken identity

  24. TheObscureGamer

    So my cousin just died in a car accident

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    2. toptenmaterial

      toptenmaterial

      My condolences brother.

    3. frankodragon

      frankodragon

      My condolences. I had a cousin that also died in a car accident 14 years ago.

    4. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      thanks you guys

  25. TheObscureGamer
    The system alone is worth twice what he's asking and the fact that it comes with the box and it's the Video Entertainment System(what it was called before it was called the Fairchild Channel F) system buying it is a no brainer.Unlike what some would say,it has some decent games and a great 2 player console.I'd say go for it
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