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  1. so 2 guys walks into a bar and they see a poker table,person #2 sits downs and plays but looses to a woman,person #1 says"you lost all our money,I thought you knew how to play Poker",and person 2 says "poker,I thought this was goldfish

  2. Might be getting a record deal and possibly rap with one of hip hop legends.Cross your fingers...

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    2. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      @Theobscuregamer Are you an aspiring rapper?

    3. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      I might be getting a private jet and possibly break the speed record...or not.

    4. PacManPlus

      PacManPlus

      Best of luck - you're doing something I've been trying to do for over 30 years (but not in the Rap market). I can live vicariously through you. :)

  3. you are my fire the one desire believe when i say i want it that way

  4. Everyone talks about the original Zelda on the Nes but what About Golden Axe Warrior on the Master System?.I mean This game does nearly everything the original Zelda does better going off pure mechanics, it's a bigger game and it has things the original Zelda lacks that further pushes it ahead not to mention the better graphics and sound

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    2. Austin

      Austin

      The original Zelda is just the right length, has just the right challenge, and just the right mechanics. And like Reaperman said, you don't make waves by taking an existing game and marginally improving on it (re: Neutopia on the Turbo Grafx).

    3. 108 Stars

      108 Stars

      GAW is th better game in every aspect, so much is true. I am also partial to it since I am a Sega guy. But it was released in 1991 or 1992, about 5 years after Zelda 1. It would have been embarassing NOT to be better than the very basic first Zelda by then. Zelda III was out already. Master of Darkness is also better than Castlevania, but when you consider Castlevania IV was out by then it is obviojs why it got little attention. Those games were nice treats for 8-bit in the era where 16-bit h...

    4. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Great game (never did finish it, though) , but Zelda was first.

  5. uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ pǝddıןɟ ʇoƃ ǝɟıן ʎɯ ʍoɥ ʇnoqɐ ןןɐ ʎɹoʇs ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ ʍou

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      How did you get upside down type? Sorcerers!

    3. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      if for real:we used an upside down text website,if joking lol

    4. amiman99

      amiman99

      ¿ʇɐɥʇ ǝʞıʃ ɟɟnʇs ɥʇıʍ dn ǝɯoɔ ǝʃdoǝd op ʍoH

  6. so i'm African American,Native American,Asian and British

    1. Mxyzptlk

      Mxyzptlk

      Yeah, I am just white according to the 2010 census, no special names for me.

    2. toptenmaterial

      toptenmaterial

      I always put "other" because we're all one people :D

    3. dustygraves.

      dustygraves.

      heinz 57 ratdog)!oh and some penn. black dutch/german/brit.

       

  7. Queen's Don't Stop Me Now is the PERFECT theme song for an 80's cartoon!

  8. You didn't go to college obviously I can tell by your ungodly unintelligible terminology

    1. MegaManFan

      MegaManFan

      Sounds like a line from a Talib Kweli rap song. :)

    2. MattelAquarius

      MattelAquarius

      Your mom goes to college.

    3. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      If you really want to see "unintelligible terminology", look no further than most academic journals:

       

      http://chronicle.com/article/Why-Academics-Writing-Stinks/148989/

  9. Why would ANYONE shop at publix.I mean everything you can get a Publix,you can get at Kroger or Walmart and more for cheaper

    1. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      For one thing, food at publix is fresher.

    2. StanJr

      StanJr

      And Wal-Mart sends jobs and money to China and abuses their domestic labor with sketchy labor practices

       

       

    3. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Because Publix has a great variety of organic products, grass fed beef, etc. They have some options for quality food. Walmart does not, and there's not Kroger here to compare.

  10. Is $1495 too much for a brand new in box Road Champion arcade machine?

  11. in west Philadelphia born and raised...

  12. in west philadelphia born and raised...

  13. Surge soda just made a comeback on Amazon.Red Bull might give you wings but Surge rips the wings off and gives you jet engines!

    1. Charlie Cat

      Charlie Cat

      I ordered on Amazon for it! Glad its back!

    2. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      Is it like it was from the 90's?

  14. It's better to be prepared and fail Than to be scared and unsure of yourself and still get killed

    1. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      What if you're scared and unsure of yourself but still prepared?

    2. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      Failure is NOT an option.

  15. Nigeria — Africa's most populous country — is officially Ebola-free

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      The prince is safe! Now I'll get the money he promised!

    2. Tickled_Pink

      Tickled_Pink

      It's only because they have orders to kill anyone or anything approaching the border.

  16. You guys the movie isn't gonna be about falling blocks and shit.it’s a very big, epic sci-fi movie,” Threshold’s C.E.O., Larry Kasanoff, told the Journal. “This isn’t a movie with a bunch of lines running around the page. We’re not giving feet to the geometric shapes.” The people at Tetris were equally vague. In a press release, the company said, “In this new universe, as you’ll soon find out, there’s much more to Tetris than simply clearing lines". But still what could it possible be?
  17. Now dogs can spread Ebola,we gonna die!*in Chris Tucker's voice*

  18. Now dogs can get a spread Ebola,we gonna die!*in Chris Tucker's voice*

  19. my school makes around $162500 a year from their 7 vending machines...and they say there broke

  20. my school makes around $162500 a year from their 7 vending machines...and they say there broke

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    2. Iwantgames:)

      Iwantgames:)

      New basketball jerseys :P

    3. high voltage

      high voltage

      sugar for the kids

    4. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      They should spend it on better grammar classes.

  21. Why do people pay so much a month on their cell phones?An Android phone+Tablet Calling app+Netzero hotspot=$20 a month phone bill PLUS 4G LTE internet

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    2. TheObscureGamer

      TheObscureGamer

      lucky bastard lol

    3. The Usotsuki

      The Usotsuki

      My $27 isn't bad even though it's not particularly fast.

    4. BDW

      BDW

      Netzero shill please go

  22. According to your mother, a Nintendo is anything with buttons on it.

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    2. Iwantgames:)

      Iwantgames:)

      Yea my mom calls everything Atari dad calls everything Sega lol

    3. Uzumaki

      Uzumaki

      There's also "Nintendo Playstation" on almost everything mid 90s. Ironically Nintendo Playstation did get planned but got canned.

    4. DoctorTom

      DoctorTom

      Keetah -- no correction needed, as it was correct already. "Are you playing the atari?" "Is that another Atari?" "Where's the Atari." 'Is that a new Atari?", etc.

  23. I got a question: why are dog?

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    2. Gorfy

      Gorfy

      just don't ask who let them out

    3. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Dog, dog, what is dog?

    4. Nesbroslash

      Nesbroslash

      y cant dog crawl

  24. Baby don't cry, I hope you got your head up Even when the road is hard, never give up

  25. A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg is frowning and looking a bit pissed off. The egg mutters to no one in particular, "Well, I guess we answered THAT question!"

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    2. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      But how would a non-chicken create an egg with a chicken in it?

    3. Torr

      Torr

      Mutation.

      To think a chicken HAD to have laid the 'chicken egg', then what did THAT chicken come out of?

    4. atari2600land

      atari2600land

      OK, I guess mutation is a pretty good answer. But what was the first animal ever to lay an egg?

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