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  1. Eva. Orange nails. Red hair. Sweetest smile. Drinkin' Indiana Amber. Having a complimentary evening hooter. 'Bout to play a game. What game should I play?

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      I just drank and went to bed. Thanks for all the suggestions everyone. I feel so loved and welcome here. If you asked what game to play I would sure have no problem making a suggestion to any of you. RT you really could use a joint, but first you could use a f*cking blow job.

       

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I thought it was called oral socks? No wonder no one wants to go in my sock drawer.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I didn't even notice this update!,...Usually I like to give game recs...Sorry brother! Seaweed Assault! The back of the box says Smoke That Weed! Or Dungeon Stalker ...Because...

  2. Woke up to find that my Linux (LieNucks) desktop was gone and only my 'Menu' bar and my storage icons were left and, of course, some ROX file stuff telling me to save 'something' for the love of pete. I realized that I really LOVE my empty desktop and had considered clean wiping it for some time. HOUSEKEEPING?

    1. carlsson

      carlsson

      You should be glad your menu bar is still there. Once when I updated my Debian, it found that the window manager I had used up to then no longer conformed to the license so it got removed, leaving me with a text prompt. Since then, I touch Linux with a long stick when it comes to using it as a desktop system.

  3. LEAD is AWESOME! Birthday Buttons is trying it for HSC on AA!!

  4. New Poem for Eva (inspired by Lilith Nyx Branwen) BEFORE (By Jay Caraway) I'm so old I'm from the age of Gold Before Silver turned the seasons four and the winds cold I'm so lost by the Black sea tossed When my wings sagged weakly and my swept crossed I'm so blind now from an endless time The mere smell of Eva's hair resurrects Sublime I'm so far I'm like the faintest falling star That never shined next to Gods of Iron, Clay, and Tar

  5. If the masses destroy the governments, it is not the weak servents rebelling against their masters. It is the master killing the wicked servents who refuse to serve!

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "The masses" is something the unwashed masses would say.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      There are doctors who specialize in removing unwanted masses.

    4. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      How bout dem asses

  6. Psychic butt witness: When you see someone looking at someones butt who then reactes like something suddenly touched their butt and then look around, possibly making eye contact with or finding them intentionally looking around to avoid being butt psychic busted!!

    1. Flojomojo
    2. Papa

      Papa

      He looks very pleased in that photo.

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Reminds me of the book "The Sense of Being Stared At: And Other Aspects of the Extended Mind."

  7. How would an angel fall into the lap of a Buddha?

  8. Eighteen years married today (20 together) to my old lady Buttons (mother of our six delicious children...and more!)! Shout out to the most beautiful woman that could ever tolerate me and survive (if you could call living with me 'surviving'). I don't deserve you and you could easily do better, but I guess you're stuck washing me, petting me, feeding me, walking me, hanging out with me until I die or you find somebody better! I LOVE YOU!!\

  9. Whiskey! The Mouthwash You Can DRINK!!

    1. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      You do that too? LOL

    2. xucaen

      xucaen

      I could rinse with some Jameson right now...

  10. Coming up with concept art for my new, extremely boring game, 'Mechs Again Stand Off' for the Sega CD, Atari 7800, Atari VCS and your mother.

  11. Pull out your eyes and spin them around and look at how beautiful you are.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      When you see pretty girl say "I know what they're gonna do to you in the morgue." or, "Hey. Would you like to see the Arctic?"

  12. This is what it's like to talk to someone who's a literalist about syncretism and ancient allegory...

  13. 1) 42 (Jupiter/Zeus) God of color and all creation. We are under his rainbow! 2) To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool! (he who calls 'his brother' a fool risks the fires of hell) C) All things meet and agree too late (otherwise there is no 'purpose').

    1. Buttons

      Buttons

      1) The secret of life, the universe, and everything! Hitchhiker's Guide, Douglas Adams! 2) Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions--Kilmore Trout! C) Papa!

    2. Papa

      Papa

      Jesus: Get behind me Satan!

       

      Satan:..take a bath.

  14. 1) 42 (Jupiter/Zeus) God of color and all creation. We are under his rainbow! 2) To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool! (he who calls 'his brother' a fool risks the fires of hell) 3) All things meet and agree too late (otherwise there is no 'purpose').

  15. Beamers on fire...better throw them in the wah-ter... http://www.bing.com/search?q=bmws+on+fire&go=Submit+Query&qs=bs&form=QBLH

    1. CPUWIZ

      CPUWIZ

      Bing is not allowed in my house. LOL

    1. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Cool montage

    2. Buttons

      Buttons

      I had to look up montage. :-) I love that video, and the dummy that disliked it is a sad, sad individual.

    3. Buttons

      Buttons

      ...that made me laugh my a$$ off.

       

  16. Space friends...

    1. Buttons

      Buttons

      What a find!

    2. Master Phruby

      Master Phruby

      I miss Brother Theodore. He was great as Gollum and scary in the 'Burbs.

  17. Women

    1. BillyHW

      BillyHW

      You can't live with 'em.

  18. Advice for the day: 1) Do Under Don't It 2)Take some beans and take some ice and BEAN ICE!!

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Only ever be 99% satisfied, like me. Then they'll owe it all back and more by guarantee!

    2. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      Ice don't care where you've bean. I care about where you're going.

    3. Papa

      Papa

      A jack-off all trades, master-bater of none!

    1. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      Is the music supposed to conjure demons and make my walls bleed or is that an unforeseen side effect?

    2. Buttons

      Buttons

      I'm pretty sure that's just YOUR walls.

  19. A bearded, skunk-dragon centaur is my spirit animal.

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    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Your spirit animal is way more creative and interesting than mine. My spirit animal is just a regular old dime-a-dozen slutty fox. =P

    3. Papa

      Papa

      I used to think my spirit animal was extinct, because, let's face it, most animals are. I find your open slootyness slightly attractive. And, of course, the adorable brony-charm.

    4. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Thank ya good sir, I do try my best to be adorably lewd. ^_^

  20. If Eva would come to me with her sweetest ox's jaw, then by our 'coming one a thousand men will fall

    1. high voltage

      high voltage

      what if it's 999?

    2. Papa

      Papa

      I guess my third wish would come true.

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      ...anywho, thanks and don't forget to slink,snare,and subside.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I bet a Lot of work went into that!

    4. Papa

      Papa

      ...and, you guessed it, GANJA!

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