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  1. Papa

    Eva. Orange nails. Red hair. Sweetest smile. Drinkin' Indiana Amber. Having a complimentary evening hooter. 'Bout to play a game. What game should I play?

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I just drank and went to bed. Thanks for all the suggestions everyone. I feel so loved and welcome here. If you asked what game to play I would sure have no problem making a suggestion to any of you. RT you really could use a joint, but first you could use a f*cking blow job.

       

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  2. masschamber

    i put some ink cartridges in a drawer, my daughter being smarter than me found a better place: the floor

    1. Papa

      Papa

      HA!!

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  3. Wyluli Wolf

    Do you believe there are more good people in the world or more bad people? Good people meaning kind, courteous folks that respect one another. Bad people being narcissistic jerks that never think of others and would not hesitate to screw someone out of money or even their place in line. I gotta say, I'm pretty skeptical. :(

    1. Papa

      Papa

      OH, and I believe that we should probably just erase most humans because of the whole wheat vs. tares thing but the boss said to wait until the end and collect them up. Throw the liars away and keep the truth. I'm skeptible.

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  4. Wyluli Wolf

    Do you believe there are more good people in the world or more bad people? Good people meaning kind, courteous folks that respect one another. Bad people being narcissistic jerks that never think of others and would not hesitate to screw someone out of money or even their place in line. I gotta say, I'm pretty skeptical. :(

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I am currently at home taking care of my family (my only friends, really. 'Cept Billy and Chasity.

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  5. Corby

    2 more days...then I'm Jason Vorhees

    1. Papa

      Papa

      YOUR MOTHER!!

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  6. Dr Manhattan

    Wow, that CastleVania Netflix series actually looks pretty good! Hoping for the best!

    1. Papa

      Papa

      That sounds EXTRA DOPE!!

       

  7. GoldLeader

    My Harmony Encore cart arrived tonight! WOOOOooO! So what should I play first?

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Run Out is fun!!

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  8. GameGirl420

    Someone uploaded one of my podcast interviews on Youtube without permission! So I just filed a copyright complaint and it got taken down very quick LOL I swear the nerve of some. In other news I'm getting one of Kurt Cobain's close friends back on soon.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Sic 'em!!

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  9. GoldLeader

    My Harmony Encore cart arrived tonight! WOOOOooO! So what should I play first?

    1. Papa

      Papa

      *hands you console to console with you.

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  10. Nathan Strum

    Ate at McDonald's tonight for the first time in over two years. Should've waited another two years.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I wouldn't eat one fry, drink the syrupy swill from those carcinogenic air spewing tanks, eat those worm burgers shitty and filthy! The golden gate of the rich where my brother lays affixed eating meat not fit for dogs licking his sores until he dies! STOP and you may eat at my table! Come and eat the flesh and blood of nobility!

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  11. 7800Lover

    Good intentions are no substitute for knowing how the buzzsaw works. - Robert Heinlein

    1. Papa

      Papa

      correction... Robert Heinlein's thumb.

  12. simbalion

    Pulled out the 7800 tonight for the first time in a while. It's like two Atari's in one, man! ;)

    1. Papa

      Papa

      *blinks

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  13. Papa

    Psychic butt witness: When you see someone looking at someones butt who then reactes like something suddenly touched their butt and then look around, possibly making eye contact with or finding them intentionally looking around to avoid being butt psychic busted!!

    1. Papa

      Papa

      He looks very pleased in that photo.

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  14. Charlie Cat

    Holy Moly...It must be my birthday. 8^)

    1. Papa

      Papa

      ...and may you have the code for unlimited continues!

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  15. Tangentg

    I find it funny how of all games hacked to work on the Portable, the porn games are complete

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Of all the Atari 'adult' games, find the 'Custer' one to be the most offensive and the 'X-Man' one to have the most authentic sound effects.

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  16. Random Terrain

    The Sex Ship soon will be giving you all the runs. The Sex Ship promises sickness for everyone.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      And the fourth wall? Whatever was that? It's sad that I watched a lot of that. Fantasy Island was better, though. It tricked you into a 'love boat'esque start but threw the Twilight Zone in there for good measure...

       

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  17. Reaperman

    Today the wife and I take pictures of cats/kittens at a shelter. They climb all over me, and it's awesome.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I would need a full body condom for that and I could still die. I do feed cat's out my window as they are semi-feral but also genius creatures who talk to me and we understand each other. Feels great to be one with the creatures of nature, huh? I play guitar for butterflies and Sunny (my black cat). We all know that I'm pretty much untouchable. I envy you. When I was small and my airways began to close for whatever reasons my love of nature had to adapt.

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  18. Skippy B. Coyote

    The next time I have a friend over and they ask me where the light switch is in a room I'm going to tell them that it's on a Clapper, then giggle uncontrollably as they walk into a dark room and spend 10 seconds clapping before I tell them where the light switch actually is.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Tell 'em it's a pattern and then name different songs that it sounds like. You could get a couple minutes out of that!

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  19. Bryan

    Remember when we had vinyl seats that would reach 350°F and R12 AC that would shoot ice cubes in about 3 seconds?

    1. Papa

      Papa

      We used to jump up and down facing backwards in the back seats playing with oncoming traffic with the best air conditioner of all...2/55!!

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  20. Buttons

    "I'm going to take these screwdrivers and screw things up!" 3-yr old daughter statement

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Thanks.

       

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  21. kgenthe

    In today’s video I dive in and take a look to see if Chuck Rock II: Son of Chuck for the Sega Genesis is still good, enjoy!

    1. Papa

      Papa

      I keep seeing Jay Miner every time I see Chuck. If he was a hero character it would be that pudgy cave-dude. Another great SEGA game that may not get that recognition.

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  22. Random Terrain

    What Fans Never Knew About Weird Al Yankovic:

    Is he talking about fans under 30?
    1. Papa

      Papa

      I think not knowing that may fall under the 'not-a-fan-of-my-little-pony' crowd rather than the 'you-don't-know-about-Al' fan authenticity disproving methods. I have been listening to Al since he came out big back in the eighties consistently and have seen him live.

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  23. GameGirl420

    Feels weird to know Nolan Bushnell is now connected to me on Linkedin LOL Still planning to do another podcast with him soon. This Sunday I'm getting a call from Dr.Hal. He was one of the voices in the computer game Half Life. What DOS game should I try tonite btw? :P

    1. Papa

      Papa

      Jill of the Jungle comes to mind. I have a Tandy set up with a custom made menu with those old DOS games ready to play. I recommend a Gravis Gamepad Pro!

       

      ;Pq;

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  24. pangasinan

    My wife and I hear faint music some nights, late at night, we can't find where it's coming from, we have no close neighbours.

    1. Papa

      Papa

      It's your speakers. They pick up radio stations signals. If you get down really close you'll hear the imminent signal bombardment and prolly chat radio or pop.

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  25. Rick Dangerous

    Wish chat was happening... :/

    1. Papa

      Papa

      'cuz that would be different than just constantly updating this here little list of 'what's on my mind' boxes. Chat here.

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