Papa

http://atariage.com/forums/blog/634/entry-13711-clock-stops-at-1134-or-wtf-cupid-stupid-ass-ole/ read this and help me for the LOVE OF GAWD!!
- March 5, 2017
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2. Keatah
  
  Lucky I'm immune to these sorts of things. Cupid had to shoot me in the ass 2x.
  
  March 5, 2017
3. atarian63
  
  what a load of blather
  
  March 5, 2017
4. doctorclu
  
  I gave my advice at the link. Good luck.
  
  March 5, 2017
Papa

http://atariage.com/forums/blog/634/entry-13839-heavy-metal-or-bad-dentist-poisoning/ try some delicious Papa bits...
- May 3, 2017
Papa

http://atariage.com/forums/blog/634/entry-13842-spiderman-chords-or-admit-that-you-owe-dave/ May use this for background music in a Sega CD game.
- May 4, 2017
Papa

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100012186842868 Not enough room for my mind today...
- May 14, 2017
Papa

I feeeel BETTEEEEEEER!!
- March 14, 2016
Papa

I never got paid for this...
- May 5, 2017
Papa

LOVE IT!!
- June 27, 2016
1. Papa
  
  ..yes, I know I posted it before, but it's sooooo cool.
  
  June 27, 2016
2. OldSchoolRetroGamer
  
  Thanks for posting I had not seen it.
  
  June 27, 2016
Papa

Space friends...
- May 9, 2017
1. Buttons
  
  What a find!
  
  May 9, 2017
2. Master Phruby
  
  I miss Brother Theodore. He was great as Gollum and scary in the 'Burbs.
  
  May 9, 2017
Papa

This is my life.
- April 16, 2017
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2. jaybird3rd
  
  I have to wonder about someone who would keep recording that on their phone instead of getting up and helping the kid.
  
  "Sure, she might get hurt, but let it go ... this could go viral!"
  
  April 16, 2017
3. Buttons
  
  If you look closely, you can see she is awake and aware. She seems to be amused at what she is doing. Plus, it's hilarious. Kids are durable.
  
  April 16, 2017
4. jd_1138
  
  Not much friction on those floor panel things.
  
  April 16, 2017
Papa

This is what it's like to talk to someone who's a literalist about syncretism and ancient allegory...
- May 12, 2017
Papa

Time to break out E.T. again..
- June 6, 2015
1. retrorussell
  
  E.T. was in jail??
  
  June 7, 2015
Papa

Women
- May 8, 2017
1. BillyHW
  
  You can't live with 'em.
  
  May 8, 2017
Papa

http://atariage.com/forums/blog/634/entry-13819-gods-name-is-fck-or-your-middle-finger-means-i-love-you/
- April 27, 2017
Papa

http://atariage.com/forums/gallery/image/16851-kitty-buttons-atari-2600-av-mod/
- February 22, 2016
Papa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SEbKQWyE9Y
- January 29, 2017
Papa
- February 17, 2016
Papa

"What is the purpose of life? To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool."
- January 25, 2016
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2. Papa
  
  That's just the frequency of Jupiter. A quick answer to appease the masses...
  
  January 25, 2016
3. Brian R.
  
  All life has the same basic purpose - to mature, reproduce and die.
  
  January 26, 2016
4. Papa
  
  Is that in "The Breakfast of Champions!"?
  
  January 26, 2016
Papa

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- April 13, 2017
1. bpatte02
  
  Seems legit
  
  April 13, 2017
2. Tempest
  
  Half-Life 3 Confirmed!
  
  April 13, 2017
3. Prosystemsearch
  
  Looks like a South Brahmic alphabet
  
  April 13, 2017
Papa

1) 42 (Jupiter/Zeus) God of color and all creation. We are under his rainbow! 2) To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool! (he who calls 'his brother' a fool risks the fires of hell) 3) All things meet and agree too late (otherwise there is no 'purpose').
- May 12, 2017
Papa

1) 42 (Jupiter/Zeus) God of color and all creation. We are under his rainbow! 2) To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the creator of the universe, you fool! (he who calls 'his brother' a fool risks the fires of hell) C) All things meet and agree too late (otherwise there is no 'purpose').
- May 12, 2017
1. Buttons
  
  1) The secret of life, the universe, and everything! Hitchhiker's Guide, Douglas Adams! 2) Kurt Vonnegut, Breakfast of Champions--Kilmore Trout! C) Papa!
  
  May 12, 2017
2. Papa
  
  Jesus: Get behind me Satan!
  
  Satan:..take a bath.
  
  May 12, 2017
Papa

A bearded, skunk-dragon centaur is my spirit animal.
- May 8, 2017
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2. Skippy B. Coyote
  
  Your spirit animal is way more creative and interesting than mine. My spirit animal is just a regular old dime-a-dozen slutty fox. =P
  
  May 8, 2017
3. Papa
  
  I used to think my spirit animal was extinct, because, let's face it, most animals are. I find your open slootyness slightly attractive. And, of course, the adorable brony-charm.
  
  May 8, 2017
4. Skippy B. Coyote
  
  Thank ya good sir, I do try my best to be adorably lewd. ^_^
  
  May 8, 2017
Papa

About to eat timbits and drink coffee with Buttons. I'm having an iced coffee as well so I can count the seconds before total bowel evacuation!!
- July 25, 2016
1. chas10e
  
  no UN-boxers video please .... k-thx
  
  July 25, 2016
Papa

About to eat vegetarian food with a pretty girl..
- April 20, 2015
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2. LS650
  
  So she doesn't like to eat meat... ?
  
  April 21, 2015
3. Papa
  
  ..but she sure likes the bone!!
  
  April 21, 2015
4. Papa
  
  Anyway..she also made cookies and fed them to me.
  
  April 21, 2015
Papa

Advice for the day: 1) Do Under Don't It 2)Take some beans and take some ice and BEAN ICE!!
- May 8, 2017
1. Papa
  
  Only ever be 99% satisfied, like me. Then they'll owe it all back and more by guarantee!
  
  May 8, 2017
2. Flojomojo
  
  Ice don't care where you've bean. I care about where you're going.
  
  May 8, 2017
3. Papa
  
  A jack-off all trades, master-bater of none!
  
  May 8, 2017
Papa

affectionado = 1. Not how to spell aficionado 2. A spinning group hug that creates a vaccuum and possibly 'new' friends!!
- September 30, 2016
1. GoldLeader
  
  We've all been there.
  
  October 2, 2016