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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      Lucky I'm immune to these sorts of things. Cupid had to shoot me in the ass 2x.

    3. atarian63

      atarian63

      what a load of blather

       

    4. doctorclu

      doctorclu

      I gave my advice at the link. Good luck.

  1. Reading gay men former magazine with sunglasses on.

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      It's like a knife turning in your head. These sunglasses...are like a drug.

    3. pangasinan

      pangasinan

      GAY farmers?

    4. Papa

      Papa

      Transvestites. More than meets the eye.

  2. About to eat vegetarian food with a pretty girl..

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    2. LS650

      LS650

      So she doesn't like to eat meat... ?

    3. Papa

      Papa

      ..but she sure likes the bone!!

    4. Papa

      Papa

      Anyway..she also made cookies and fed them to me.

  3. Eighteen years married today (20 together) to my old lady Buttons (mother of our six delicious children...and more!)! Shout out to the most beautiful woman that could ever tolerate me and survive (if you could call living with me 'surviving'). I don't deserve you and you could easily do better, but I guess you're stuck washing me, petting me, feeding me, walking me, hanging out with me until I die or you find somebody better! I LOVE YOU!!\

  4. "What is the purpose of life? To be the eyes and ears and conscience of the Creator of the Universe, you fool."

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      That's just the frequency of Jupiter. A quick answer to appease the masses...

       

    3. Brian R.

      Brian R.

      All life has the same basic purpose - to mature, reproduce and die.

       

    4. Papa

      Papa

      Is that in "The Breakfast of Champions!"?

  5. Dystopia

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    2. Random Terrain
    3. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      I knew a guy who wrote a fanzine by that name. Kind of a jerk. Went on to found Foursquare.

    4. BydoEmpire

      BydoEmpire

      Been meaning to check it out, Kiko is a great player.

  6. If the masses destroy the governments, it is not the weak servents rebelling against their masters. It is the master killing the wicked servents who refuse to serve!

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    2. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      "The masses" is something the unwashed masses would say.

    3. Bryan

      Bryan

      There are doctors who specialize in removing unwanted masses.

    4. Flojomojo

      Flojomojo

      How bout dem asses

  7. Alaska

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    3. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      The home of Bob Ross when he served in the military.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I'm only picturing that Into the Wild movie...Where I might add the character is thinking about Alaska more than sex!

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      ...anywho, thanks and don't forget to slink,snare,and subside.

    3. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I bet a Lot of work went into that!

    4. Papa

      Papa

      ...and, you guessed it, GANJA!

  8. The original 1943 Batman stamped the criminals that he left for police, much in the way that Affleck's Batman "brands" them with a bat symbol.

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    2. CyranoJ

      CyranoJ

      Did you like Ghostbusters 2016 as well? :)

       

    3. nanochess

      nanochess

      Ben Affleck is good as Batman, the fight between Batman and Superman is good, the remaining of the movie... I forgot it for sanity.

    4. Papa

      Papa

      There's a Ghostbusters 2016!??!

       

      Honestly, though. I used to cut holes in my dark socks and tie them around my head and run around as Batman (it's been a couple of days, though). The fight between Superman & Batman was taken from the animated movie where Bruce does basically the same thing (only with Green Arrow, a hot chick Robin, and he breaks Clarks jaw then fakes his own death!), and, of course, Doomsday is from the Death of Superman comics although his...

  9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes. --Jack Handey

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    2. carlsson

      carlsson

      I will never criticize a woman wearing stiletto heels, as I strongly doubt her shoes would fit me and more importantly my feet would bleed after walking a mile in them.

    3. Atarian7

      Atarian7

      LOL I like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

    4. GoldLeader
  10. Somebody LOVE MY BRAIN!

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    2. Iwantgames:)

      Iwantgames:)

      Is it chilled? I only like chilled brains for dessert

    3. Keatah

      Keatah

      Brains have a texture like meaty pasta.

       

    4. Buttons

      Buttons

      Maybe one day, I could shrink really small and crawl inside. I'd sit in the pinecone seat and add my light to yours.

  11. Eva. Orange nails. Red hair. Sweetest smile. Drinkin' Indiana Amber. Having a complimentary evening hooter. 'Bout to play a game. What game should I play?

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      I just drank and went to bed. Thanks for all the suggestions everyone. I feel so loved and welcome here. If you asked what game to play I would sure have no problem making a suggestion to any of you. RT you really could use a joint, but first you could use a f*cking blow job.

       

    3. Random Terrain

      Random Terrain

      I thought it was called oral socks? No wonder no one wants to go in my sock drawer.

    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      I didn't even notice this update!,...Usually I like to give game recs...Sorry brother! Seaweed Assault! The back of the box says Smoke That Weed! Or Dungeon Stalker ...Because...

  12. A bearded, skunk-dragon centaur is my spirit animal.

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    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Your spirit animal is way more creative and interesting than mine. My spirit animal is just a regular old dime-a-dozen slutty fox. =P

    3. Papa

      Papa

      I used to think my spirit animal was extinct, because, let's face it, most animals are. I find your open slootyness slightly attractive. And, of course, the adorable brony-charm.

    4. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Thank ya good sir, I do try my best to be adorably lewd. ^_^

  13. Kundalini insurance?

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      Is the fire level doted by scorched taint or is that just desire? Is it possible that a psychically bonded mate also has an a$$ that is currently on 'spiritual' fire?

    3. Papa
    4. Turbo-Torch

      Turbo-Torch

      I thought Cundalini just wanted his hand back?

  14. Do they pay people to spy on you and then go out and lie so people will hate you?

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    2. Skippy B. Coyote

      Skippy B. Coyote

      Nah, those people just do it for kicks.

    3. Corby

      Corby

      I have a spy cam setup in you toilet

    4. Papa

      Papa

      Well, that was a given. I mean the ones that zoom in at your head sideways so you always look like a turkey-neck and focus on your bald spot while counter focusing on people yawning at you talking. By you, of course, I mean 'me'.

  15. Her-"Why are you clutching your side?" Me-"because he made you from my rib. Ouch!" Her- "Why did he make me from your rib?" Me-"So you would be close to my heart, give me room to breathe but always be by my side." Her-"That's romantic!" Me-"And if I fall too hard you'll stab me in the back and kill me!"

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      She's a rib, for his pleasure!

    3. Papa

      Papa

      I'm impressed. That. SRSLY. that.

    4. DuggerVideoGames

      DuggerVideoGames

      Gloria: Daddy, you don't really believe a woman's life is worth less than a man's, do you? Archie: Sure I do. Woman was made from man's rib. Cheaper cut of meat!

  16. book juice

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    2. Keatah

      Keatah

      When you compress a book enough it will typically shatter or even explode.

    3. Papa

      Papa

      If you turn your vulcan nose up to book juice, you'll not only be insulting me, but years of, uh...yeah..

    4. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      "In that case, I have little choice but to sample your juice."

       

      (That just sounds wrong ...)

  17. This is my life.

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    2. jaybird3rd

      jaybird3rd

      I have to wonder about someone who would keep recording that on their phone instead of getting up and helping the kid.

       

      "Sure, she might get hurt, but let it go ... this could go viral!"

    3. Buttons

      Buttons

      If you look closely, you can see she is awake and aware. She seems to be amused at what she is doing. Plus, it's hilarious. Kids are durable.

       

    4. jd_1138

      jd_1138

      Not much friction on those floor panel things.

  18. Crazy People is the British They Live.

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    3. GoldLeader
    4. GoldLeader

      GoldLeader

      Not sure why my computer is double posting so much today-ish...

  19. I LOVE Black cart TENGEN games! YEESSSSSSS!!

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    2. Papa

      Papa

      First baseball game with save and stat controls, Gauntlet, Afterburner, Alien Syndrome, Tetris, Pirates, Shinobi, Rolling Thunder, Fantasy Zone, so many more! I would pick a design like theirs for my own cartridges.

    3. atari2600land
    4. SoundGammon

      SoundGammon

      What are all the titles?

  20. David Bowie just gave me Omikron for FREE!!

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    2. Jess Ragan

      Jess Ragan

      For a while, yeah. I finally got in tonight.

    3. Rick Dangerous

      Rick Dangerous

      The Dreamcast game?

    4. Papa

      Papa

      I got the PC one, but I used to have the Dreamcast one until I pawned it for... Now I got the higher resolution game for FREE!!

  21. Just fixed a Heavy Sixer with Buttons.

  22. Thinking of buying a modded 5200 and gold contact controllers to play Gauntlet! I still have my old stack of games for it, too!! I like the 8-bit computers better, so you homebrew programmers better crack out more like this to sway me!!

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    2. Bill Loguidice

      Bill Loguidice

      Honestly, if you have Atari 8-bit computers you gain very little with an Atari 5200. It's not a casual acquisition. With that said, once I got a video modded one and working controllers it was a LOT more fun, but it's still kind of a pain to store/maintain and get software for, particularly in comparison to the 8-bit computers that do the same things and then some.

    3. Greg2600

      Greg2600

      Yeah if you have an 8-bit I would look into an AtariMax Flash cart or one of those SIO2PC devices so you can play any game you want.

    4. Papa

      Papa

      Yeah..I have the SIO2PC but you do have to pay for the full version of the transfer program. It's great for homemade and 'certain' games. I really love my 130XE!

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