Papa

Don't forget--Post scores for Smurfs, He-Man, and Popeye for HSC! :-)

Is the fire level doted by scorched taint or is that just desire? Is it possible that a psychically bonded mate also has an a$$ that is currently on 'spiritual' fire?

I thought Cundalini just wanted his hand back?

It's like a knife turning in your head. These sunglasses...are like a drug.

GAY farmers?

Transvestites. More than meets the eye.

Is it chilled? I only like chilled brains for dessert

Brains have a texture like meaty pasta.

Maybe one day, I could shrink really small and crawl inside. I'd sit in the pinecone seat and add my light to yours.

Nah, those people just do it for kicks.

I have a spy cam setup in you toilet

Well, that was a given. I mean the ones that zoom in at your head sideways so you always look like a turkey-neck and focus on your bald spot while counter focusing on people yawning at you talking. By you, of course, I mean 'me'.

I found everything but the alpha and the omega.

And some are missing some hair too haha!

I got that on vinyl! (Unless you're referring to the Japanese grass variety instead haha)

Very good painting.

Nice!

Seems like she's got talent.

She's a rib, for his pleasure!

I'm impressed. That. SRSLY. that.

Gloria: Daddy, you don't really believe a woman's life is worth less than a man's, do you? Archie: Sure I do. Woman was made from man's rib. Cheaper cut of meat!

When you compress a book enough it will typically shatter or even explode.

If you turn your vulcan nose up to book juice, you'll not only be insulting me, but years of, uh...yeah..

"In that case, I have little choice but to sample your juice."

(That just sounds wrong ...)

I have to wonder about someone who would keep recording that on their phone instead of getting up and helping the kid.

"Sure, she might get hurt, but let it go ... this could go viral!"

If you look closely, you can see she is awake and aware. She seems to be amused at what she is doing. Plus, it's hilarious. Kids are durable.

Not much friction on those floor panel things.

Seems legit

Half-Life 3 Confirmed!

Looks like a South Brahmic alphabet

I will never criticize a woman wearing stiletto heels, as I strongly doubt her shoes would fit me and more importantly my feet would bleed after walking a mile in them.

LOL I like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey

Classic!

Only if he sings. He's the best thing in the Les Mis movie, by far.

You...are...SO bad.