Papa

Real men don't lock their doors. Locks are for wussies. Forget about locks, real men don't need doors. Real men aren't afraid of intruders, wild animals, insects, or bad weather. A real man will stand there shirtless at the opening and his tempestuous chest hair and angry nipples will repel just about anything without the need for him to lift a single finger.

Yay! The Capitals won. Just 10 more wins to go.

WATCH THIS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcG9eS9rl4&feature=youtu.be

WATCH THIS!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpcG9eS9rl4&feature=youtu.be

I think Double Dragon on the Atari 7800 is one of those "you either love it or hate it" kinda games. At first I hated it and couldn't get past the first level, but then once I spent some more time with it and learned effective combat strategies I loved it. =)

Someone needs to start a new retro gaming convention in Las Vegas. There's just something about retro gaming and Vegas that go so well together.

Unlock your fool potential!

baby ate solid food for the first time, that was....messy

I still want someone to 3D print a mini Jag shell so I can make a Coleco Chameleon Retro pi.

Kundalini insurance?

Kundalini insurance?

I'm not very helpful, in fact I'm downright obnoxious, but at least I'm here.

Moose Drool: good beer. Disgusting name.

Reading gay men former magazine with sunglasses on.

Moose Drool: good beer. Disgusting name.

Reading gay men former magazine with sunglasses on.

Reading gay men former magazine with sunglasses on.

Reading gay men former magazine with sunglasses on.

70 yr old guy dies onstage and the band keeps on playing WTF! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXcjiH0fb_E

This was an arcade, now it's covered in redemption machines...

Today's status message challenge: Admit something embarrassing about yourself. I'll start it off below...

Breaking news! I'm working on my web site today instead of playing video games. Will this affect stock markets around the world? Will it end world hunger and give rise to planetary peace? Only time will tell.

You know it's bad when you're standing at the toilet and you can't see the thing you're holding in your hand. But you know it's time to diet when you now can't even see the flow.

I had a dream about my pet fruit fly being consumed by fungus. We even airlifted it to the genetics center to no avail. It was a gonner.

You know the reason why Taco Bell never had plagrounds at their restaurant's? It's hard to have fun when you shit your pants.