Papa

You know the reason why Taco Bell never had plagrounds at their restaurant's? It's hard to have fun when you shit your pants.

Had my toenail permanently removed yesterday... This makes the 4th time thios toenail has come off in my life... Man this sucks. I thin k it hurts more this time as they put acid into the root, so it can't grow back.

Atari picked some really good games to re-release on cartridge for the XEGS. I just wish they had released more of them.

Do they pay people to spy on you and then go out and lie so people will hate you?

I don't always listen to Slayer, But when I do so do my neighbors!

I know I want to get my first classic computer in the near future but I just can't seem to make up my mind whether to go with an Atari 800XL or TI-99/4A. Any thoughts?

I know I want to get my first classic computer in the near future but I just can't seem to make up my mind whether to go with an Atari 800XL or TI-99/4A. Any thoughts?

I know I want to get my first classic computer in the near future but I just can't seem to make up my mind whether to go with an Atari 800XL or TI-99/4A. Any thoughts?

I know I want to get my first classic computer in the near future but I just can't seem to make up my mind whether to go with an Atari 800XL or TI-99/4A. Any thoughts?

Darn, Jerry Springer isn't on because of the stupid NASCAR race

After all is said and done, you've never walked, you've never run, you're a winner!

Darn, Jerry Springer isn't on because of the stupid NASCAR race

Attention, Internet: for the last time, the word "ridiculous" is spelled R-I-D-I-C-U-L-O-U-S! It's not "rediculos", and it's not "ridicolous". Got it ???

The Atari 7800 was ready in 1984, but wasn't released until 1986.

Where can I get that brown paper people use to cover their boxes up when they mail them someplace?

Her-"Why are you clutching your side?" Me-"because he made you from my rib. Ouch!" Her- "Why did he make me from your rib?" Me-"So you would be close to my heart, give me room to breathe but always be by my side." Her-"That's romantic!" Me-"And if I fall too hard you'll stab me in the back and kill me!"

Her-"Why are you clutching your side?" Me-"because he made you from my rib. Ouch!" Her- "Why did he make me from your rib?" Me-"So you would be close to my heart, give me room to breathe but always be by my side." Her-"That's romantic!" Me-"And if I fall too hard you'll stab me in the back and kill me!"

I fart in your general direction!

A soul draining week... I am burnt the fuck out. Unable to hack on anything. Fuck

Just what I always wanted, my own little Centipede. I will name him George and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him. http://i.imgur.com/X1gMWMO.jpg

Sorry to sound like a noob, but does anyone know how to setup a gallery?

I still get terribly upset back when I was 6 years old. I was playing with my water color changing hot wheels around my toilet and the car I lost which was a ferrari, fell in the toilet and went forward through the pipe. I remembered yelling "Mommy my hot wheels drowned in the toilet, WHOA it changed from red to white!!! COOL!!!!!!"

book juice

Untested really means I know it's not working but I am trying to con someone in to buying it.

Picked up my first double-ender a few days ago, but having a bit of trouble inserting it...