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Damn ninjas cutting onions in here...

Crazy!

It's really surreal watching it frame by frame.

I need a dash cam.

I hope you laid the horn on that guy. He deserved it!

Love it! Can't be any worse than the shit out there already.

Oh Damnit! I'm gonna die of laughter over here! LOL

LOL

Because 2D. That's why.

Looks kinda bleak, actually.

We had a pet fruitbat as a kid and I’m not even joking

Did it turn into a vampire?

Don't jump around and wave your anus.

Art Fleming originally hosted Jeopardy, although for nowhere near the time Alex has. Still - the show isn't built around Alex and another host with a quick mind could step in well.

I was wondering if the guy who hosted Sports Jeopardy would be good at hosting the original Jeopardy.

Maybe Mike Meyers dressed as Dieter should host?

I feel so bad for him right now.

You know you can cook without power. People have done it for ages.

You made me laugh sir!

not all can cook without power. I use electric stove, and portable stove usually not safe indoor due to CO poisoning

I'm a fan and Pluto is a planet.

It's a Dwarf Planet...Maybe we could call it Tyrion or Gimli...haha...Seriously the radius of Pluto is only 715 miles...

I think Pluto would virtually fit in Alaska...Pretty small planet is my only point...

Are those the states with the biggest problem of overpopulation. I know Pennsylvania is one.

According to Arby's it's the most popular hunting states.

Oooh, sounds nice. No Arby's in my province, though

A large man with a white beard wearing a red suit was spotted at multiple locations, laughing jollily while wolfing down the burgers and shouting, "On Dasher... On Dancer..."

Oh deer.

At first I thought the venison were the cause of the burning farts.

Nope. JL Audio.

Sure looked like that Fuji logo.

That is one pimped out... whatever that is.

And a strike out! 2 more outs left

Another out.

Might I recommend Sleep? Or Coffee depending on what you're doing haha...

That's why you should have made that left turn there.

If the Orange Dildo wins Canada will be the ones building a wall. (sorry friends, don't take it personal)

Guess some people are getting ready to cross another border...

At Wal-Mart I saw a cutie riding in an electric buggy. She had 4 large boxes of Hot Pockets, 10 bags of potato chips, 4 cases of pop. Too bad she was wider than the buggy.

Did you ask for burlap when asked if you wanted paper or plastic?

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In my day we we had to save our pennies for months to afford a cheap wooden dildo that we all shared. Now kids just throw them on the ground!

Close this discussion of dick I broke

Weird, the phrase "nip slip" was created because of that same event.

Arrgh, script hell link, don't click.

And I kow why he issed.  The sae reasdon our party did.  We were watching the Lingere Bowl athalftime looking for poopout boobs and panty pulls.

Fuckn dumbass goat thing.. What?

My first DVD purchase was Tenchi Forever, in October 1999. My first DVD player was the Creative Labs 12X DVD-ROM drive that I bought a year later, packed with their Dxr3 MPEG decoder PCI card.

The BLU-RAY format is 10 years, not counting SONY's 2003 BD-CORDER, so, 14.

Oh, and I have a refurbished PS2 from mid-2000. Refubished, though it has never given me any trouble, except when the tray front detached 'cos my brother dropped it on my foot. Super-glued it back on, has worked fine.

EDIT Fixed hilarious redundancy.