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Damn ninjas cutting onions in here...

Crazy!

A large man with a white beard wearing a red suit was spotted at multiple locations, laughing jollily while wolfing down the burgers and shouting, "On Dasher... On Dancer..."

Oh deer.

At first I thought the venison were the cause of the burning farts.

In my day we we had to save our pennies for months to afford a cheap wooden dildo that we all shared. Now kids just throw them on the ground!

Close this discussion of dick I broke

Are those the states with the biggest problem of overpopulation. I know Pennsylvania is one.

According to Arby's it's the most popular hunting states.

Oooh, sounds nice. No Arby's in my province, though

A week from right now...Got it

Might I recommend Sleep? Or Coffee depending on what you're doing haha...

That's why you should have made that left turn there.

Well, it could have been worse. You could have been looking for liner for the birdcage.

(Although, some might argue that this would be a good use for Apple products.)

@haybird3rd - That was actually a Mad magazine cover.

excellent

Or how about the morons who call 911 to report they bought dope, but the dope dealer didn't hand over the goods.

Good thing I get my meth in Iowa.

Who even wants the honor unless there is a super super senior discount or something to go with it.

That's what Willard Scott does. Then he shows 100-year- old ladies on jelly labels.

I always thought one day Willard Scott was going to show himself when he turned 100. I think he's retired now.

So muggy it is affecting your vision...LOL

At Wal-Mart I saw a cutie riding in an electric buggy. She had 4 large boxes of Hot Pockets, 10 bags of potato chips, 4 cases of pop. Too bad she was wider than the buggy.

Did you ask for burlap when asked if you wanted paper or plastic?

One clerk actually said if someone had the guts to enter the store with no pants they get a discount.

Reminds me of a radio stunt some years ago where this DJ in Denver (Uncle Nasty) sent a naked girl into a convenience store...She won free concert tix or something...

There's a video around of a guy doing a five-finger-discount wearing only a diaper.

You come pick him up yourself >.<

Lift it's tail up.

Check under the tires.

I plan to get in on Blu-ray. Watched it on DVD last night. My friend had pre-ordered it and it arrived yesterday.

Going out later today to buy it.

I Totally want it! (On Blu-Ray !) But alas! I'm in my Ultra-Super-Saver mode where I try hard not to buy anything unnecessary...At least I saw it 3 times in the theater...

Nope. JL Audio.

Sure looked like that Fuji logo.

That is one pimped out... whatever that is.

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For being in a high position in the ranks that was a terrible performance.

You know you can cook without power. People have done it for ages.

You made me laugh sir!

not all can cook without power. I use electric stove, and portable stove usually not safe indoor due to CO poisoning

It's really surreal watching it frame by frame.

I need a dash cam.

I hope you laid the horn on that guy. He deserved it!

You could always find a girl like I did that hates children as much as you do, haha.

Best reason I am not married. Cheaper!!

so sorry, my grandmother just passed away last month - it's tough losing a grandparent.

Back when I was a junior in high school my grandmother died and I succumbed myself to constant eating and a bitter attitude from the time I got back from the funeral to the end of the year.

That's tough, really tough. Though when my other grandma died I wasn't that upset since it was just going to happen but before then I was crying for no reason and having a rough time.