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Summer had to have a last laugh and left me suffering with a summer cold. My head feels like I have elephant sitting on it and my body hurts a lot

Funny retort: my parent were nagging about me not getting married despite catching a garter 3 years ago. I reminded them my little brother caught a garter in 1982 and didn't get married until 2013 so I will be in early 70s when I do get married.

Need to organize my video collection better. I have 7 different versions of 1982 TRON, missing only the laserdisc version When did I get TRON CED???

You know it was a hot and humid day when you see a topless girl in a laundromat.

I have craving for Smurf Berries cereal. It hasn't been produced in 30 years so why do I crave it now?

One of my molar has a big hole, an old filling popped out. no solid food for a while

Just came out of the closet. Tornado warning had me hiding for half an hour.

My grandmother just passed away this morning

My nearly 91 year old grandmother has been fighting viral pneumonia for a while, is not doing well at all, and just transferred back to retirement home to be with Grandpa and friends for her final moments

Went into Walmart today, heard the Jaws theme, saw something back for more. Baja Blast Mountain Dew is out again plus there's now Sangria Mountain Dew as well!

I must have eaten something very old. I just farted and I am now surrounded by men in rubber suit from EPA demanding I surrender whatever it was.

What do you get if you crossed Pong, Space Invaders, and Pac Man game? http://www.gamnesia.com/news/a-new-fan-project-turns-pong-pac-man-and-space-invaders-into-one-intense-ga#.VSdg3PnF_xU

ugh upset stomach and just threw up. I had chili mac for dinner and what came up tasted like fermented watermelon.

Sap has run in my sugarbush. Almost 2,000 gallons total, probably 50 gallon of finished maple syrup when I am done