Happy back-to-school day, kids! My advice to you as a writer: if you can't even write about a man from Nantucket, then you might as well give up and just say... oooh, toast is ready!
I think I'm ready to give up on the chase for 200k. I keep getting between 185-189k tonight. Moments ago, I had 186k with over 2 minutes remaining and I failed to even hit 190k while doing that well!
191,600 pts
Still got hit a bunch of times in the final 2 minutes by those invisible ninjas, but did much better this time (thanks to those flip kicks). I should have used those more often the first time.
182,600 pts.
Chuck Norris fact: Chuck Norris has only ever cried twice. (1) when E.T. said goodbye to Elliott, and (2) when I called him a POS for failing to beat you guys. Who knew the guy who did Top Dog was so sensitive?