Keatah

I called Van Helsing upon hearing these grave news, and he said it was the disease where you happened to, yes, become Dracula, but a totally uncool Dracula with zero appeal and charm and in addition getting zombie-psoriasis where limbs like hands fall of when one tries to open a door.

The original name was Dracuncoolizombieasis.

He has tried to treat many vampires for it, but given their utter lack of charisma, - and zero chance of reproducing new dracuncoolizombiasises, there was nothing else to do than send them to a recreation-beach-center in Spain to burn up in the sun… (to which they happily agreed).

See link, for qualified and certified information about zombiepsioriasis: