You see a large thrift store ahead of you.
>Enter thrift
You enter the thrift. Around you are screaming children, unsanitary conditions and several tons of smelly clothing
>Go to Electrical Section
You head to the electrical section. You see several nes units next to each other, labelled 'Rare cassette players! $20 each!'.
>Look Nes Units
Flipping open the cartridge bay on a nearby NES, you find an atari cart.
>Get Atari Cart
You pick up the cart
>Look Cart
The cart is in good condition. The game is 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre'. It is priced 5 cents.
>Run with cart to checkout.
You try, but the children intercept you, steal the cartridge and smash it into little pieces by 'playing' with it and a hammer.
>Cry
The shopkeeper tells you that they will replace the cartridge, and hands you a copy of 2600 Pacman.
>Run screaming
You run away. The Pacman cart follows you.
>Run like Hell
Forget it. Pacman for the 2600 *is* hell!
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Too late, you are caught. You are forced to play pacman for the atari 2600 for eternity.
** It seems your game has ended. Play Again? (Y/N) **