BiffMan

Didn't realize hockey has a full real-time clock... will have to try that again later when time permits. Hopefully I'll still manage to post a negative score differential if the next game goes at all like the first one was going. In the meantime, here's my first attempt at Thin Ice with no idea how to play it. I like how the penguin on the right is doing a Dab way before it was cool to do so. ? Also, why am I trying to murder my fellow penguins? I get that I should take out the seal because he's a complete fucker, but is there some backstory that the other penguins made fun of me when I was young or something and I shall now paint the ice red with their blood? 4,540

Thanks for another delightful season, @JacobZu7zu7! Some epic game selections and a crazy number of records set! Huge thanks for all you do for us!!

Congrats @Rickster8on locking up the season victory! Hell of a close season with @IntyFanMattwith both of you putting in some serious time and effort while knocking out some really silly scores!!

Yeah, have to cycle through them occasionally once they start getting stubborn. ?

Thank you for the purple mountain credit! Still going to try to get through that with 3 lives left tomorrow. Had forgotten what a good challenge purple is in that game. I think that's where I used to play and why I had forgotten about the run button since it doesn't really help much there. ?

That was kind of my thinking on Maze-a-Tron. I thought about trying to improve, but decided to play Hades, and Mars Horizon, and Forza Horizon 4... and was quite happy with that decision ?

Red & blue completed with 3 lives left. Haven't managed to go clean on purple yet and foolishly didn't screenshot my 2 lives left completion.

At least Astrosmash I get a score for playing for 30 minutes. I've played Tron twice now with zero score to show for it. Fun!

But. It. Takes. So. Long.

So I finally make it into the chips area in Tron and excitedly zero a bunch of things out, then run out of energy from pausing the screen (yes, I shouldn't do that) and a recognizer gets me. So now I'm back to the start, have to hope to get randomly lucky to I/O my way back into a chip bank, and then finish them off? Nope. I'm good with my posted zero score, thanks. ?

So beautiful... No words to describe it... They should have sent a poet...

Yeah, non-random is a whole other strategy compared to the frantic cray-cray of random cows.

Patch me, Jacob! ? 12,693 - slow cows

I believe my score speaks for itself. Granted, it wouldn't be much different if I played at a higher speed. ?

I'm still confused... If you win purple, is there a reason to do the others, or did you do that just for giggles?

ROFL... I completely forgot I could run in AD&D. That'll do wonders for my survivability. ?

WhoWhaHuhWow!!

You're not going to stop till you get me on all of them, are you? Lol ? (congrats!)

Was that intended as an accessibility thing? There was a game show on one of the networks in Houston that played a Space one where the kids would yell 'fire' instead or pushing buttons, but it was only 1 player. Or perhaps they were only showing 1/2 the screen on camera.

48 - Maze Doohickey

Nicely done!!

No, it is vastly more enjoyable than The Game That Shall Not Be Named.

Awesome and all, but.... WHY??? ?

Nice!!

I know I said I was looking forward to an opportunity to finally learn this game, but I'm with Matt on this one. 0 - medium