Frozone212

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Frozone212

My mother bought a new perfume. It sticks to clothes and smells like the devil's ass crack. I don't know the name of it but I want it filed under Crimes against Humanity for creating this monstrosity.

My clothes, my bedding, all ruined! it's still lingering in my room, faint traces of the demon from hell.

Jesus christ it stinks.

here's a visual companion:
- November 19, 2021
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2. Dopy25
  
  Oh no. Not a Chowder fart!
  
  November 19, 2021
3. Tickled_Pink
  
  *Raises hand (not sure if he wants to know the answer)* But ... um ... how do you know what the Devil's ass crack smells like?
  
  November 19, 2021
  
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4. Frozone212
  
  *in best R Lee Erney impersonation*
  
  Because I lived in it rent free for three years. It didn't grow hairs, it grew ME!
  
  November 20, 2021
  
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