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You must be over 18 to download this game (insert small childlike giggle here).

 

The evil Emperor Wang is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-crazed fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon.

 

This game was based on the 1974 movie Flesh Gordon which is a spoof on the 1936 movie Flash Gordon. Flesh was shot very closely like the movie it was spoofing, but in a very campy, sexual way. It's probably only funny to people who's seen Flash. I've seen neither and don't care to. I just liked the name.

 

In this game you must travel up the fallopian tube avoiding just about everything, especially those pesky eggs. You wouldn't want to get anyone pregnant!

 

Current game features:

 

- Not many so far!

- Penis title screen, but no music yet. Press fire to start.

- Your sperm moves in all directions. When you stop moving he'll pause for a second before sliding back.

- Watch out for the bloody walls of that fallopian tube.

- Randomly you'll encounter slower moving sperm. They're weak and feeble. Gobble them up for an extra boost of "protein". You'll turn bigger for a bit and get some extra points.

- You gain points every so often, but you get points quicker by being to the right more.

 

I know the game isn't much yet, but read on for what I plan on attempting for the future.

 

Features to come:

 

- Each level the speed will increase. Colors will change a little to let you know you've reached a new level.

- Slower moving sperm will not just go straight back, they'll move around.

- When you gobble a slower moving sperm the speed is supposed to slow up a little. I can't get this to work currently. I must have a coding error somewhere. After this is over it will return back to the speed you were previously on.

- On some levels the walls of the fallopian tube will drip blood. You must dodge it. I'm currently trying to get help with this as I cannot get it to work.

- On some levels there will be walls you must avoid. These walls will be similar to what is in my "Acid Fish" game if you've seen that, with a few differences: one level will just be walls with open gaps to fly through. On other levels I'd like the gaps to move up and down. Other levels will have no gaps in the walls. Instead the wall will go on and off every few seconds like a forcefield. One of the reasons you grow bigger when gobbling up a slower sperm is because it'll be harder to get through these gaps.

- On some levels Eggs will fly out sort of like ships in a shoot em up game. Maybe I can get that multi sprite thing to work where I seen someone get up to 4 or 5 sprites on a screen at once?

- On the next to last level the fallopian tube will get smaller and smaller.

- On the last level you'll fight Emperor Wang.

- Obviously stuff like sound and lives will come also.

 

Even better yet:

 

- If someone could modify me something "naughty" that can go into port two of an Atari 2600, it seems we can make that joystick port send a signal out, so it might be possible to make the game do something to that "naughty" thing plugged in.. like say you clear a level it'll make a vibrator bzzz for a bit, or maybe one of those USB Humping Dogs would hump for a bit. It's probably beyond my skill to accomplish that, but would be a fun thing to package along with the game.

 

Here's some eyecandy.

 

Title Screen:

post-6095-1227072874_thumb.png

 

Game Play:

post-6095-1227072879_thumb.png

 

Here's a .bin to download and try:

fleshgordon_v106a.bas.bin

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- When you gobble a slower moving sperm the speed is supposed to slow up a little. I can't get this to work currently. I must have a coding error somewhere. After this is over it will return back to the speed you were previously on.

- On some levels the walls of the fallopian tube will drip blood. You must dodge it. I'm currently trying to get help with this as I cannot get it to work.

I'll check your code to see if I can figure out the problem with the speed-up.

 

I haven't got the dripping blood worked out yet, but one thing you need to keep in mind with a scrolling screen is that you need to update the bloodx each time the screen is scrolled, since the drops of blood will be moving to the left as the screen is scrolled to the left.

 

- On some levels Eggs will fly out sort of like ships in a shoot em up game. Maybe I can get that multi sprite thing to work where I seen someone get up to 4 or 5 sprites on a screen at once?

Without switching over to the multisprite kernel, you can get up to three eggs in a row at once by using NUSIZx, or you can get a bunch of eggs in a vertical wall by defining them as a single tall sprite. You could even try getting a vertical wall with two or three eggs in each row if you define a single tall sprite with wide pixels. But the collision detection processing would get kind of complicated.

 

If you switch to the multisprite kernel, you can get five independent enemies at once, but you'd lose the ability to have an assymetrical playfield and horizontal scrolling.

 

Michael

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You must be over 18 to download this game (insert small childlike giggle here).

 

The evil Emperor Wang is leader of the planet Porno and sends his mighty "Sex Ray" towards Earth, turning everyone into sex-crazed fiends. Only one man can save the Earth, football player Flesh Gordon.

 

This game was based on the 1974 movie Flesh Gordon which is a spoof on the 1936 movie Flash Gordon. Flesh was shot very closely like the movie it was spoofing, but in a very campy, sexual way. It's probably only funny to people who's seen Flash. I've seen neither and don't care to. I just liked the name.

 

In this game you must travel up the fallopian tube avoiding just about everything, especially those pesky eggs. You wouldn't want to get anyone pregnant!

 

Current game features:

 

- Not many so far!

- Penis title screen, but no music yet. Press fire to start.

- Your sperm moves in all directions. When you stop moving he'll pause for a second before sliding back.

- Watch out for the bloody walls of that fallopian tube.

- Randomly you'll encounter slower moving sperm. They're weak and feeble. Gobble them up for an extra boost of "protein". You'll turn bigger for a bit and get some extra points.

- You gain points every so often, but you get points quicker by being to the right more.

 

I know the game isn't much yet, but read on for what I plan on attempting for the future.

 

Features to come:

 

- Each level the speed will increase. Colors will change a little to let you know you've reached a new level.

- Slower moving sperm will not just go straight back, they'll move around.

- When you gobble a slower moving sperm the speed is supposed to slow up a little. I can't get this to work currently. I must have a coding error somewhere. After this is over it will return back to the speed you were previously on.

- On some levels the walls of the fallopian tube will drip blood. You must dodge it. I'm currently trying to get help with this as I cannot get it to work.

- On some levels there will be walls you must avoid. These walls will be similar to what is in my "Acid Fish" game if you've seen that, with a few differences: one level will just be walls with open gaps to fly through. On other levels I'd like the gaps to move up and down. Other levels will have no gaps in the walls. Instead the wall will go on and off every few seconds like a forcefield. One of the reasons you grow bigger when gobbling up a slower sperm is because it'll be harder to get through these gaps.

- On some levels Eggs will fly out sort of like ships in a shoot em up game. Maybe I can get that multi sprite thing to work where I seen someone get up to 4 or 5 sprites on a screen at once?

- On the next to last level the fallopian tube will get smaller and smaller.

- On the last level you'll fight Emperor Wang.

- Obviously stuff like sound and lives will come also.

 

Even better yet:

 

- If someone could modify me something "naughty" that can go into port two of an Atari 2600, it seems we can make that joystick port send a signal out, so it might be possible to make the game do something to that "naughty" thing plugged in.. like say you clear a level it'll make a vibrator bzzz for a bit, or maybe one of those USB Humping Dogs would hump for a bit. It's probably beyond my skill to accomplish that, but would be a fun thing to package along with the game.

 

Here's some eyecandy.

 

Title Screen:

post-6095-1227072874_thumb.png

 

Game Play:

post-6095-1227072879_thumb.png

 

Here's a .bin to download and try:

fleshgordon_v106a.bas.bin

 

 

I tried it out..looks cool, but i used Z26 to play it, and my screen is ( game play ) is blue/light blue, and title screen is blue.

 

No red anything..

 

great work and idea so far...........

 

Paulie ( GINNIDOG )

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Nice idea, it's about time someone finally makes an adult homebrew! :cool:

You mean a homebrew where you work 9 to 5, pay your bills, walk the dog, pick up steaming hot dog turds, go on a diet because you're getting too fat around the middle, and so on? Yeah! It's about time! :D

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Nice idea, it's about time someone finally makes an adult homebrew! :cool:

You mean a homebrew where you work 9 to 5, pay your bills, walk the dog, pick up steaming hot dog turds, go on a diet because you're getting too fat around the middle, and so on? Yeah! It's about time! :D

 

When he said "Adult Homebrew," I thought he meant a thought-provoking exploration of the themes of art and confrontation in Proust's "Time Regained." Imagine my relief when I saw blood and sperm. :)

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Nice idea, it's about time someone finally makes an adult homebrew! :cool:

You mean a homebrew where you work 9 to 5, pay your bills, walk the dog, pick up steaming hot dog turds, go on a diet because you're getting too fat around the middle, and so on? Yeah! It's about time! :D

:lol:

Yep, exactly! And don't forget the part where the wife scolds you for spending too much time with those stupid video games... :D

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1 - Never used Z26 before. Does my game Acid Fish also display wrong colors in Z26? You should have a blue background, white fish, and purple playfield. Click Acid Fish to download.

 

2 - If you mean sperm over top of the fallopian tube, it's supposed to be so you can't always get it. If you mean when he appears at the topmost portion of the screen outside of the playfield.. seen it happen already, thanks, need to fix, just wanted to release something.

 

3 - How did you know I'm getting at around the middle? I don't scoop up hot dog poo though. I just leave it outside. Oops.

 

4 - Latex shield? That sounds neat.. something that'll protect you for a bit. Will keep that in mind.

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2 - If you mean sperm over top of the fallopian tube, it's supposed to be so you can't always get it. If you mean when he appears at the topmost portion of the screen outside of the playfield.. seen it happen already, thanks, need to fix, just wanted to release something.

What I meant was in my screenshot above, only a fraction of the sperm is showing (the white dot at the bottom.) It'd be nice if you could see the whole thing.

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Thanks. Will fix that.

 

2 - If you mean sperm over top of the fallopian tube, it's supposed to be so you can't always get it. If you mean when he appears at the topmost portion of the screen outside of the playfield.. seen it happen already, thanks, need to fix, just wanted to release something.

What I meant was in my screenshot above, only a fraction of the sperm is showing (the white dot at the bottom.) It'd be nice if you could see the whole thing.

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Thanks. I hadn't even thought of that! I can't even get blood even display let alone more hehe.

 

I haven't got the dripping blood worked out yet, but one thing you need to keep in mind with a scrolling screen is that you need to update the bloodx each time the screen is scrolled, since the drops of blood will be moving to the left as the screen is scrolled to the left.

Michael

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I took a look at my code and I am not sure how the sperm got that low in your picture. I have the following code:

 

 slowsperm
rem ** randomize a y position on screen for slow sperm
ssperm = rand

rem ** if our y position is less than 30 or greater than 72 go back and try again
if ssperm < 30 && ssperm > 72 then goto slowsperm

rem ** set our x and y position for the slow sperm to appear
player1x = 140
player1y = ssperm

rem ** return back to our gameloop
goto gameloop

 

Maybe I didn't have that set properly in the copy I uploaded here? Not sure. Looking at that code, the lowest he should be able to be displayed is a player1y = 72. The highest is player1y = 30. I took ssperm and set it to 72 and then 30 to see how low or high that is. Here's a picture representing the highest and lowest he should be able to appear:

 

post-6095-1227152879_thumb.png

 

I'm uploading a small update soon.. maybe it'll fix you problem as I have the above code in it.

 

Bug: A sperm is off the screen where you can't get to it. I like the game so far, but I think you should get rid of the Flesh Gordon subplot.
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Tryouts for the Human Race (after the awesome song by Sparks)

 

Fallopian Swim Team (you could do Fulopian Swim Team, as an homage to Rob Fulop, but I don't think you could afford the royalties for the use of his name ;) )

 

 

Here are some names:

 

Flagellum

 

Seminal

 

Tadpole Timmy

 

Squirts Johnson

 

Tunnel of Love

 

Wet and Wild

 

Wham! Bam! Thank You Ma'am!

 

Raiders of the Last Lark

 

Comin' at Ya

 

Jizz Bizz

 

Splooge Luge

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