toiletunes Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 sticks and stones may break my bones but Ataribox will never hurt me 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KaeruYojimbo Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Atari SA stock prices are taking a nose dive? Now is the time to buy! Quick! Before it jumps back up to 65 cents per share and out of reach of the common man! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Then you have to buy the AtariVCSTacothingy drum set to go along with the stick and stone. (All sold separately.) 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Well well, middle of the afternoon on Friday. Technically only one more business day to make this announcement. Where is it guys, I am waiting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+KaeruYojimbo Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 (edited) Ataribox G.I Joe ad take 2: Edited April 27, 2018 by KaeruYojimbo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Well well, middle of the afternoon on Friday. Technically only one more business day to make this announcement. Where is it guys, I am waiting. To be fair to Atari, they didn't specify which year. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Shouldn't the announcement of the announcement be actually today since overseas it's really Saturday? And what toppings will they use for seasoned ground beef? I hope they don't use Romaine lettuce though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Nathan Strum Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 You can lead a horse to water.… ... but you can't keep the stupid ones from drowning themselves? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlsson Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Frankodragon: At the time of writing this post, it still is Friday 11 PM Central European Time with Daylight Savings enabled. Though I believe the people at Atari SA and other places have left for the day long time ago, unless of course they're working overtime 24/7 over the weekend in order to be able to launch a press release on Monday morning. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Stephen Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 Still waiting.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toiletunes Posted April 27, 2018 Share Posted April 27, 2018 AtariShirt, with built in waffle iron. Only $459. Also available in woodgrain for only $629. Limited edition. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I guess people won't be able to update their Atari can openers either. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JBerel Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Manhattan Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Cryptic words from the official Atari VCS Facebook page: AtariVCS LOL. You dudes are funny. We said "announcement in April." Tuesday will be May. (Posted 17 hours ago) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
racerx Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 The only place more depressing than the VCS Facebook page is the AtariAge facebook page. As great a resource as this forum is, the FB page is a wasteland. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Explain how! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
godslabrat Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Explain how! Money can be exchanged for goods and services. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlaysWithWolves Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 I don't think this has been posted yet. The old Ataribox Indiegogo landing page died with the name change. Here's the new one: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/atari-vcs-game-stream-connect-like-never-before Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Money can be exchanged for goods and services.Aww, but I wanted a peanut. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 There'a that annoying buzzword again: "reinventing." Next they'll be saying "Ataribox: Synergize the reinventing taco so we can open up the Kimono." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojomojo Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 What do you suppose is meant by their advertising slogan? "Game. Stream. Connect. Like Never Before." I have a feeling that if it actually ships, it will be a LOT like other devices that have done those things before. "Killer Atari Classic Games. Hot New Indie Titles. Open Linux OS. Join the Revolution." Killer of what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 It sounds just like they hired a celebrity we all know from old threads...you don't think....nah. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Manhattan Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 Killer of what? Hopes and dreams. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cybercylon Posted April 28, 2018 Share Posted April 28, 2018 To be fair to Atari, they didn't specify which year. ataripreorders.JPG Or which reality or universe. My sources tell me that some universes have Aprils with more days in it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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