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"We Didn't remove the bugs from our game so you have to" -Centipede, Milipede


"Multiplayer Ballblazer" - Rocket League


"Turns out the universe is mostly empty and boring, and unlike the illusion Star Wars sold you" - No Man's Sky


"In Soviet Russia, the pizza eats you" - Pacman
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"Sonic envy" - Jazz Jackrabbit 2

 

"Mario Kart envy" - Wacky Wheels

 

"Censored Wolfenstein 3D" - Super Noah's Ark 3D (apologies to Piko :P)

 

"Actually a good indie figthing game" - One Must Fall 2097

 

"Elite with an actual story" - Privateer

 

"Better than any of the movies" - Indy4: Fate of Atlantis

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"Collect a bunch of crap, beat bosses" -Every 90's 3D platformer

 

"Shoot enemy combatants in various environments" -Call of Dooty

 

"Throw the thing at the thing" -Every Wii Motion control game

 

"Level grind until you can't help but win" -Dragon Quest

 

"Walk around, get lost, give up" -Most RPG's

 

"Sports!" -Sports games

 

"Shoot 80's villain stereotypes with mullets" -Lethal Enforcer

 

"Move slowly like and old person with little ammo or health while zombies attack you" -Early resident evil games

 

"Punch thugs and eat apples and ham" -Streets of Rage

 

"Speedometer says 150mph, feels like you are going 40 mph" -Early 3D racing games

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"Flat WW2" - Wings of Fury

 

"Adolescent fantasy about saving your frog." - Blaster Master

 

"Eat fruit and dots, not ghosts, unless you are on drugs." -Pac-Man

 

"Try not to get raped and killed by monsters while running and jumping to the right." - Ghosts & Goblins

 

"Like managing backstock, reconfiguring a warehouse, or bagging groceries, but unpaid." - Tetris

 

"Don't stop jumping, loser!" - Dance Dance Revolution

 

"Delay inevitable seesaw death." - Circus Atari

 

"Scary massive alien robot head will eat you, unless you get shot first." - Sinistar

 

"Practice combos ahead of life's other priorities." - Street Fighter II

 

"Know international trivia." -Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego

 

Ok, I think that's enough.

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"Actually a good indie figthing game" - One Must Fall 2097

 

 

This was such a good game. The graphics, the sound, the fighting system...everything was just top-notch.

 

"It's a turn-based combat system from hell." -Disgaea (all of them)

"Get ready fighters, triumph or die!" -Street Fighter Alpha 3

"This is Street Fighter Alpha 3!" -Street Fighter Alpha 3, according to my wife

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For the games I've played lately. I know these are more straight, but hey I like to get to the point ..

 

"Rope cows, but kick certain cows, especially slow ones, so they don't whiz by you three times so you can keep roping cows until they do." - Stampede

 

"Go as fast as possible, don't hit other cars, even if you slide in oil." - Grand Prix

 

. or .

 

"No, you can't turn around." -Grand Prix (if explaining it to a 2-year old)

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