zzip Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 "We Didn't remove the bugs from our game so you have to" -Centipede, Milipede "Multiplayer Ballblazer" - Rocket League "Turns out the universe is mostly empty and boring, and unlike the illusion Star Wars sold you" - No Man's Sky "In Soviet Russia, the pizza eats you" - Pacman 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted February 27, 2018 Share Posted February 27, 2018 It's a black box, approx 3"x4"x1/2". - Any 1st party 2600 game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigO Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 "Shoot your opponent and avoid being shot."--Atari 2600 Combat"Shoot your opponent and avoid being shot."--Atari 2600 Outlaw [edit: *one* sentence] 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 "Shoot your opponent. Avoid being shot." --Atari 2600 Combat "Shoot your opponent. Avoid being shot." --Atari 2600 Outlaw Also Halo, Goldeneye 007, Call of Duty, Team Fortress 2... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newsdee Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 "Sonic envy" - Jazz Jackrabbit 2 "Mario Kart envy" - Wacky Wheels "Censored Wolfenstein 3D" - Super Noah's Ark 3D (apologies to Piko ) "Actually a good indie figthing game" - One Must Fall 2097 "Elite with an actual story" - Privateer "Better than any of the movies" - Indy4: Fate of Atlantis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Dangerous Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 "Collect a bunch of crap, beat bosses" -Every 90's 3D platformer "Shoot enemy combatants in various environments" -Call of Dooty "Throw the thing at the thing" -Every Wii Motion control game "Level grind until you can't help but win" -Dragon Quest "Walk around, get lost, give up" -Most RPG's "Sports!" -Sports games "Shoot 80's villain stereotypes with mullets" -Lethal Enforcer "Move slowly like and old person with little ammo or health while zombies attack you" -Early resident evil games "Punch thugs and eat apples and ham" -Streets of Rage "Speedometer says 150mph, feels like you are going 40 mph" -Early 3D racing games 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eltigro Posted February 28, 2018 Share Posted February 28, 2018 "GET TO THA CHOPPA!" - Choplifter 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBreakout Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 "Flat WW2" - Wings of Fury "Adolescent fantasy about saving your frog." - Blaster Master "Eat fruit and dots, not ghosts, unless you are on drugs." -Pac-Man "Try not to get raped and killed by monsters while running and jumping to the right." - Ghosts & Goblins "Like managing backstock, reconfiguring a warehouse, or bagging groceries, but unpaid." - Tetris "Don't stop jumping, loser!" - Dance Dance Revolution "Delay inevitable seesaw death." - Circus Atari "Scary massive alien robot head will eat you, unless you get shot first." - Sinistar "Practice combos ahead of life's other priorities." - Street Fighter II "Know international trivia." -Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego Ok, I think that's enough. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoshiChiri Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 Y'know, this is fun- but some games are hard to describe easily... And also- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pacman000 Posted March 4, 2018 Share Posted March 4, 2018 It's a shiny disk. - Most CD games Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "Rule from the sky as the world's oldest dictator even under democracy." Sid Meier's Civilization series 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derFunkenstein Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "Actually a good indie figthing game" - One Must Fall 2097 This was such a good game. The graphics, the sound, the fighting system...everything was just top-notch. "It's a turn-based combat system from hell." -Disgaea (all of them) "Get ready fighters, triumph or die!" -Street Fighter Alpha 3 "This is Street Fighter Alpha 3!" -Street Fighter Alpha 3, according to my wife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Atari_Warlord Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "Retrieve a chalice while killing ducks" -Adventure "3D Space Invaders in a tube" -Tempest 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+save2600 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "A repetitive and tedious waste of time". -Attack of the Mutant Penguins "Try not to bite yourself"! -Nibbler "A nice demo that showcases smooth scrolling, but disguises itself as an overly simplistic sports game of sorts". -Ballblazer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+frankodragon Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "Can we make him die already?"- Awesome Possum 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE146 Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 I can't edit my post.. but it was supposed to be "avoid missing ball for score" - Pong"avoid missing ball for score" - Every Tennis video game ever 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
richisawesome Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 "save cows, even ones you didn't realise were cows" - earthworm jim 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
covertagenda Posted March 5, 2018 Share Posted March 5, 2018 Can it run it - Crysis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schizophretard Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 "Launch yourself a mile away, go back to kick some more ass, and then launch yourself a mile away again." Road Rash series 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skippy B. Coyote Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 "What were the developers smoking when they designed the control layout for this game!?" - Every game on the Nintendo 64 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Osgeld Posted March 6, 2018 Share Posted March 6, 2018 Knock turtles on their back and then kick them - mario bro's 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBreakout Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 For the games I've played lately. I know these are more straight, but hey I like to get to the point .. "Rope cows, but kick certain cows, especially slow ones, so they don't whiz by you three times so you can keep roping cows until they do." - Stampede "Go as fast as possible, don't hit other cars, even if you slide in oil." - Grand Prix . or . "No, you can't turn around." -Grand Prix (if explaining it to a 2-year old) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imstarryeyed Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) Fail to deliver newspapers correctly to the biggest town of jerks of all time. -- Paperboy Edited March 8, 2018 by imstarryeyed 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CatPix Posted March 8, 2018 Share Posted March 8, 2018 (edited) "Open door, soil pants, run, repeat." - Silent Hill "Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair..." Edited March 8, 2018 by CatPix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+thegoldenband Posted March 9, 2018 Share Posted March 9, 2018 "Now you too can pretend to be an Asian bookkeeper!" - most Koei games 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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