classicgamesnut Posted June 13, 2019 Share Posted June 13, 2019 Howdy folks! Check out the newest and BEST YET, the MiniVex Redneck Edition Limited Release controller for Vectrex! Comes in the sturdy steel case you've come to expect, and this batch was made from a 1974 Ford LTD Country Squire Station Wagon hood, so you know it's tough. Joystick features the latest in anti-slip technology, revered by the world's best screwdriver manufacturers, and guaranteed not to get away from you during that critical last Minestorm level. No room to label the buttons on this one, so they're handily color-coded with a detachable reference card to tell you which one is which. And, you ask, does this MiniVex come with the rapid-fire feature that most other models do? Of course it does! Shots will fly just as FAST as you can turn the hand crank on the side of the case! Not only does this eliminate the need for a separate adjustment knob, but you can BURN CALORIES while playing video games! But that's not all! The first ten orders come with a special bonus, a FREE MiniVex camo hat, GUARANTEED to be a conversation starter at your next classic gaming or outdoor sports convention! GET YOURS WHILE SUPPLIES LAST! DISCLAIMERS: - Warranty not honored if beer, soda pop, transmission fluid or other liquids spilled inside unit. - No offense intended to any rednecks, anywhere, as I myself am at least partially a redneck. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uczmeg Posted June 14, 2019 Share Posted June 14, 2019 That's genius! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vectrexer Posted June 15, 2019 Share Posted June 15, 2019 (edited) Great for playing the Vectrex port of Redneck Rampage. Edited June 15, 2019 by Vectrexer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Machine Posted June 17, 2019 Share Posted June 17, 2019 Pics not displaying for me? Can wait to see this.....your controllers are top-notch!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicgamesnut Posted June 18, 2019 Author Share Posted June 18, 2019 Here are the photos again, somehow they got lost during the recent renovation: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RREDDWARFF Posted July 25, 2019 Share Posted July 25, 2019 This is actually pretty funny. Did you sell these? The conversation seemed to stop after you last posted additional photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
classicgamesnut Posted July 30, 2019 Author Share Posted July 30, 2019 Never knew I could be that convincing... I wasn't kidding about being a redneck, however. In the photo is my "Fairweather Drying Rack" and the drying room for freshly coated MiniVex cases. Keeping tumbleweeds out of the drying room is a real challenge. Larry 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RREDDWARFF Posted August 6, 2019 Share Posted August 6, 2019 Ha ha! Well I feel stupid. I really thought you were making these, I mean as a joke, but I thought you were really selling them. I bet people would be willing to pay real money for this sort of thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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