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That's an octopus?! It looks more like a gigantic spider! Or maybe it is a monstrous water skipper. It doesn't look like an octopus though. Maybe it does, it's hard to tell through the pixels. Instead of King Kong, how 'bout Spider Kong?! No wait, that one's taken. How 'bout:

 

"OH MY GOD, That's a big freaky spider!"

 

hmm, not catchy enough, huh? maybe:

 

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

 

okay last one:

 

"This game sucks no matter what you wanna call it"

 

heeeheeeheee. It's kinda strange how cars drive by. zzzzhwip!

 

kbye

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Name it "Revenge of Janet's Sunburst Titty Nipple Shield"

This is about "Name This Game", not Krull. :ponder:

Oh yeah, it does kind of look like the Glaive from Krull. But it could also go for this game too.

 

You see, Janet was in a freak gamma ray accident on a government owned ship that she was hitching a ride on. The nipple shield somehow sucked life force energy from Janet's titty and escaped into the ocean. There it quickly grew, feeding on the abundant sea life it found in that area. It has now become a horrible sea monster that has a shiny metal inside, but an outside that resembles an octopus. It will be very hard to kill, but it must be done. Are you up to the challenge? Can you kill Janet's Sunburst Titty Nipple Shield Gamma Ray Sea Monster before it grows even larger and destroys the world?

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Can you kill Janet's Sunburst Titty Nipple Shield Gamma Ray Sea Monster before it corrupts the very fabric of American morality, and the minds of the youth of the nation? Can you kill Janet's Sunburst Titty Nipple Shield Gamma Ray Sea Monster before its next Terror Attack on the media?

 

YOU ARE SCUBAMAN. YOUR MISSIONS IS TO STOP JANET'S SUNBURST TITTY NIPPLE SHIELD GAMMA RAY SEA MONSTER. FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO HARPOON.

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