+Retrospect Posted July 19, 2021 Author Share Posted July 19, 2021 14 hours ago, Cebus Capucinis said: Is it the simulator itself that's Deluxe, or is it only stimulating Deluxe Butt Plugs (pleb Butt Plugs need not apply)? Believe me, discerning tastes can tell the difference! its the simulator itself. First of all it was gonna be "Butt Plug Simulator" but then i decided for some insane reason to add a twinkling starfield so called it "deluxe" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 (edited) In true vintage fashion, it needs to come with a lovely comic book manual, describing in grisly detail the plight of the people of Poopulon IV, as they try desperately to save their homes from the ravages of the Assalians, and their fiendish plot to install space based advertising. That's right. The Assholes from the Marketing planet have sent their mothership, and it is up to our stalwart crew to put a stopper in their plans once and for all! Edited July 19, 2021 by wierd_w 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I eagerly await the spin off, "Assassins of Ass Planet." Is that like building a dick ship to get back to Dick Planet? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 19 hours ago, OX. said: Butt needs the ability to "fire" back Like this? 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RickyDean Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 8 hours ago, wierd_w said: In true vintage fashion, it needs to come with a lovely comic book manual, describing in grisly detail the plight of the people of Poopulon IV, as they try desperately to save their homes from the ravages of the Assalians, and their fiendish plot to install space based advertising. That's right. The Assholes from the Marketing planet have sent their mothership, and it is up to our stalwart crew to put a stopper in their plans once and for all! I normally don't respond to these type, but couldn't resist. Ok, asslings, take me to your peter! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senior_falcon Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Sorry, but I just gotta ask. It is a simulator or a stimulator? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, senior_falcon said: Sorry, but I just gotta ask. It is a simulator or a stimulator? If someone designs a force-feedback option for the TI, it could be both 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I could arrange that! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fe2o3 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 On 7/18/2021 at 3:34 PM, OX. said: Butt needs the ability to "fire" back Maybe with a little Purple Yellow Rain? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fe2o3 Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Maybe, just maybe, we need an easier version with a Kim Kardashian butt that fills the sky? ??? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Airshack Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) That there’s a funny game! Bravo for getting another title in the can. You’re really developing an eye for sophisticated entertainment. Nephew and I both broke into tears over the hilarious gameplay! He asked me why someone would do such a thing. Great sounds! The target (bum) should flash red each time you get one in there. Turd drop was fair for a few levels but then gameplay just went into the toilet. Overall: Four Flushes out of Five. Edited August 16, 2021 by Airshack 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ksarul Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 I will have to make a few cartridges of this one, once I get a seriously twisted label for it. . .it needs a physical release, LOLOL. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 (edited) I will have to make a few cartridges of this one, once I get a seriously twisted label for it. . .it needs a physical release, LOLOL. How about some sort of 3d printed case, to look like a flattened butt plug? Or at the very least, stick a little round handle on the case like so many plugs use. Edited August 17, 2021 by jrhodes 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted August 16, 2021 Share Posted August 16, 2021 Holy cow, this thread is still alive. ..Al 2 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ksarul Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 2 hours ago, jrhodes said: How about some sort of 3d printed case, to look like a flattened butt plug? Or at the very least, stick a little round handle on the case like so many plugs use. It seems you are the in-house expert on the fine art of butt-pluggery! Adding the pull-knob is probably easiest (and least expensive), although I do have a few wicked 3D printed cases in a nice sparkly brown that I bought from someone with an appropriate printer. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDMike Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 Done played everything but plug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pokeypy Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 (edited) Would also be funny (though a different game), if basically the ass was dropping stuff like in the Spectrum game, and the plug was some power-item like the big pills in Pac-Man. So basically you'd have to catch the crap and put it in a toilet (like in the Spectrum game), and only sometimes you have the opportunity to fire a butt-plug at the ass. And if you manage to hit it with it, it can't crap anymore and therefore explodes. Making a mess across the whole screen. The whole theme reminds me of the news by the way. Edited August 18, 2021 by Pokeypy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 On 8/16/2021 at 6:55 PM, jrhodes said: I expect this to one day appear in an auction where someone found out after the fact that they weren't bidding on a rare variant of Air Raid after all. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wierd_w Posted August 18, 2021 Share Posted August 18, 2021 On 8/16/2021 at 6:33 PM, Ksarul said: I will have to make a few cartridges of this one, once I get a seriously twisted label for it. . .it needs a physical release, LOLOL. When I have time, I will see about making a humorous 1980s style cover. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tornadoboy Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) Also alternately known as "IRS Simulator" By the way, the speech on the title screen just about had me fall out of my chair! Edited August 20, 2021 by Tornadoboy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted August 20, 2021 Share Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, Tornadoboy said: Also alternately known as "IRS Simulator" The difference is the direction of play, and the lack of a microscope going in. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+acadiel Posted August 25, 2021 Share Posted August 25, 2021 I’m anxiously awaiting @Ksarul’s brown cartridge case for this. ? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ksarul Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 have the evil label for it already. . . 2 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyrocks Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 Me: "cool, I finally got an old TI/994a to play with! oh, what's this, an F18a video upgrade post on Atariage? Cool! what else has been going on here... LOL omg!" 2 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDMike Posted September 7, 2021 Share Posted September 7, 2021 3 hours ago, tonyrocks said: Me: "cool, I finally got an old TI/994a to play with! oh, what's this, an F18a video upgrade post on Atariage? Cool! what else has been going on here... LOL omg!" Tipi and internet access! Google YouTube for ti-99 updates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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