sometimes99er Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 (edited) On 3/5/2023 at 6:05 PM, Retrospect said: Texas Instruments Fart Maker software. Cartridge module image allows the user access to unlimited farts - again giving Texas Instruments the edge in being "a first" in computing power and technology. This easy to use, user friendly software plugs right into the console and is guaranteed to provide hours of fun to the user.FARTM-8.BIN << Burn this to an EPROM or use on an emulator of your choiceFARTM-G.BIN << FinalGROM cartridge image Cartridge label. js99er-20230305165540.webm 1.24 MB · 2 downloads I was stunned. And had to laugh.👌 Edited March 7 by sometimes99er 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Retrospect Posted March 21 Author Share Posted March 21 Another rude project is afoot. " ASTROTIT " , a pubic domain game from 1987, done on request for Kevan! It will require F18A because of the 4-tits-on-a-line limit, but it's no biggie ... it will also require the 32KB mammary expansion to run. So far, player ship and missile are in, as are instructions. Player ship recoils when it fires. Classic99 QI399.063 2023-03-21 04-46-03.mp4 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sometimes99er Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Ha ha ha ... 😁 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 Exactly the sound I imagine. Seems like the bounce-back time after shooting should be longer. Or maybe early in the game it can rapid fire, but as the game trudges on it has to take a break every so often. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Vorticon Posted March 21 Share Posted March 21 The testicular jiggling cracked me up 😂 Now if I can find that mammary expansion card in my parts box... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 A li'le inspiration, mate...🚽 And this... isn't as bad as it sounds... ...🔦 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsy Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Recoil after shooting is probably a prostate issue. Normal given the age of the hardware! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+x=usr(1536) Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 On 4/13/2023 at 4:12 AM, HOME AUTOMATION said: ...🔦 Does it play this (possibly NSFW) song during bonus rounds? 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 WTF did I just listen to?? 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) 30 minutes ago, OLD CS1 said: WTF did I just listen to?? You know, i'm kind of wondering the same thing. Edited April 14 by jrhodes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 10 minutes ago, jrhodes said: You know, i'm kind of wondering the same thing. I'm wondering why I am still subscribed to this thread. ..Al 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 7 minutes ago, Albert said: I'm wondering why I am still subscribed to this thread. Glutton for punishment? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 3 minutes ago, OLD CS1 said: Glutton for punishment? Or morbidly curious how far this thread is going to go... ..Al 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Albert said: Or morbidly curious how far this thread is going to go... ..Al Well... If you follow a rabbit hole deep enough, you find the rabbit's hole. Edited April 14 by jrhodes 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Ksarul Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 11 minutes ago, Albert said: Or morbidly curious how far this thread is going to go... ..Al How far, or how low? LOLOL We are a twisted bunch here, so you'd be advised to have a grappling hook and 50 feet of line to avoid being dragged into the subterranean depths. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 8 hours ago, x=usr(1536) said: Does it play this (possibly NSFW) song during bonus rounds? Now it does, during ball-in-play! I'm not squeamish... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 2 hours ago, Albert said: I'm wondering why I am still subscribed to this thread. ..Al I assume you're making sure we remain on our best behavior. (We are.) (It's a low bar.) 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 3 hours ago, Albert said: Or morbidly curious how far this thread is going to go... Stick around, then... we have yet to reach our final form. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 1 minute ago, OLD CS1 said: Stick around, then... we have yet to reach our final form. So what your saying is we are all just a bunch of perverted Digimon waiting to evolve? I'm cool with that 🙂 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 32 minutes ago, jrhodes said: So what your saying is we are all just a bunch of perverted Digimon waiting to evolve? I'm cool with that 🙂 I just imagined some giant, Devastator-like structure shaped like a... veiny vibrating marital aid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HOME AUTOMATION Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 @x=usr(1536) OK! The new custom music has really improved game-play inspiration, considerably... 📌+⚾ 🖕 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jrhodes Posted July 28 Share Posted July 28 I feel like this should be worked into the game somehow. Perhaps as a bonus round of sorts. Your on screen character would have to twerk in time with a rhythm by waggling the joystick up and down, in order to make the balls clap faster and earn points. 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willsy Posted August 1 Share Posted August 1 Can I just say how happy I am and how proud I am to see 5 pages of what one could ostensibly call "toilet humour". I didn't know you yanks "had it in you" (boom tish!) 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
99V Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 (edited) This game brings a whole new meaning to the word "joystick" 😁 You know the author is deviant because if you replaced the butt with a dart board and the butt plug with a dart it would have been a heck of a game. Not the point I guess, no pun intended. Edited August 4 by 99V Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+OLD CS1 Posted August 4 Share Posted August 4 15 minutes ago, 99V said: if you replaced the butt with a dart board and the butt plug with a dart it would have been a heck of a game. I was thinking "lawn darts" then it came to me as "lawn farts." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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