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How NOT to make a video game.


Ecernosoft

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Hello.

 

I wanted to make this list for programmers so they don’t fall down my route, but also for laughs. ;) 

 

1. DO NOT start with our planning. (It’s Conner time 1 scratch)

2. DO NOT try to implement more features than you can handle. (It’s Conner time 7800)

3. MAKE SURE IT SOUNDS GOOD!!!! (It’s Conner time special scratch)

4. Why are you playing this game? ( include a goal like high scores, make it longer, have story, etc) (it’s Conner time 2600)

5. Oh, please, don’t do what I did and react poorly to feedback! It will not end well! ( it’s Conner time 3)

6. Feature creep isn’t good. (It’s Conner time 2)

7. Know the hardware before you drv on it. ( it’s conner Time proto)

8. Is it fun? Do you like your game? If not, stop! ( crazy king 2 proto type scratch)

9. Ripoffs…. No. ( Crazy king)

And last but not least, 10: Make a thread for one reason. Don’t do what I did and turn the ICT3 thread into “how to use forums properly and for child beings like me!” Thread. (ICT3) I will also be making a new thread as a result.
 

Any other ideas to add to this list? Post them below?

 

Is this necessary? Also, let me know.

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On 1/21/2023 at 4:00 PM, Keatah said:

It's very necessary. So is the sticky book booger. The one that gets sandwiched between two pages. Surprisingly they can be separated a year later easily. The pages make a crinkly snap and the snot sticks to one while letting go of the other.

 

You should teach a Physics Class!

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PS Boogers, Status Updates, Computerrrsses...It's all S c i e n c e !
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