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Yup. 

 

That's as high a number as you get.  

 

Dumbass me did blow a chance at a royal flush though.  

 

I had 5 cards and needed the Jack of Spades.  

 

Dumbass me raised the bet and he dropped.  

 

I should just kept hitting call.  

 

Never had one or seen one.  

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9 hours ago, Crash7 said:

Has anyone ever gotten a royal flush?

I've never even seen a straight flush... I can't remember when I had this as a kid (if that ever happened), but I can honestly say since I started playing Inty again in 2018, I haven't seen a straight or royal flush.....🥺

 

I have had 4 cards to a straight flush and / or royal flush a few times though. The game likes to tease you. Like for instance, I can keep a 7, 8 and 9 of hearts. I will take 2 cards and get a 10 of hearts, but then a 2 of clubs lol 🤬

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In April I started playing double fisted against Blockhead (that's what me and my brother Mike call the Dealer).... :P 

 

Anyway, I play both hands (1 and 2) against him. Both 1 and 2 started with wallets of $1,000 each. When they both get to $9,999, I then carry the amounts over and give both hands wallets of $5,000 each (out of their winnings). I am currently up to a combined $50,000 between both of them ($25k per hand). I will probably keep going until I get to $100,000 combined. I love playing poker so it's fun for me. I'm NOT a big Blackjack guy though, sometimes, but mostly poker.... 

 

The best part is you can get both hands to team up against him... Meaning if hand 1 has 3 ACES and hand 2 has two pair.... I fold hand two and beat up on Blockhead with hand 1.... :P 

 

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1 hour ago, Rickster8 said:

In April I started playing double fisted against Blockhead (that's what me and my brother Mike call the Dealer).... :P 

 

Anyway, I play both hands (1 and 2) against him. Both 1 and 2 started with wallets of $1,000 each. When they both get to $9,999, I then carry the amounts over and give both hands wallets of $5,000 each (out of their winnings). I am currently up to a combined $50,000 between both of them ($25k per hand). I will probably keep going until I get to $100,000 combined. I love playing poker so it's fun for me. I'm NOT a big Blackjack guy though, sometimes, but mostly poker.... 

 

The best part is you can get both hands to team up against him... Meaning if hand 1 has 3 ACES and hand 2 has two pair.... I fold hand two and beat up on Blockhead with hand 1.... :P 

 

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Boy I bet he can't stop making that fucking face either LOL

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1 hour ago, Crash7 said:

 

Boy I bet he can't stop making that fucking face either LOL

I mostly play 5 card draw that way Blockhead can NEVER fold cuz no cards are shown until the final showdown.... He will never drop in 5 Card Draw... The Stud games though he will drop... But the other day (it was actually like a month ago) something really uncharacteristic happened. I was playing one of the stud games and I had three 3's showing. I raised $99 and he 'called' when I clearly had him beat. It's almost like the game got confused because 99 out of 100 times in that situation he will fold, but this one time he didn't.... Was weird..... :P 

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I'll play with him, sometimes I'll have a pair showing early and I still won't bet hoping that he'll get a smaller pair but he'll keep betting

 

And I always call when I get a pair on the first three cards because I'm going for the four of a kind.  

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I played some lastnight and some funny stuff happened. Blockhead bluffed me when the pot was $3.... Both my hands were bad, but the better of the two had like a pair of 5's and he bet $99 so I folded both hands... He ended up having King High. So he bought a $3 dollar pot, which was comprised of just the 3 ANTES.... It struck me as very interesting that back in 1980ish around the time this game was made, they were able to code how and when to bluff into the program. I mean the bluff was VERY successful, albeit only for $3 and just $2 profit for House Blockhead. I find it very impressive that this was successfully added to the programming almost 45 some odd years ago.... 😲:o😲

 

Also played a little BLACKJACK and one hand was quite humorous.... Blockhead had 19... One hand I had 20 and the other hand I got 21 (2 Aces and a 9)... He was quite angry...... 🤣🤣🤣

 

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2 hours ago, Rickster8 said:

Blockhead got FOUR 7's lastnight against me, but I folded both hands so he just got $3 out of it!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! 

 

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I have never seen the dealer get four of a kind.  

 

I'm surprised he didn't give you the face after you folded twice

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19 minutes ago, Rickster8 said:

Here's the pic of Blockhead getting FOUR 7's.....  🤣 @Crash7

 

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The highest hand that smirking asshole ever had on me was an AAA/KK full house. 

 

I got quad Queen's the other night, I think it's the third time I've had four of a kind.

 

Never a Royal or a straight flush, I've never even seen one. 

 

Needless to say that game is on my DSi XL that I will be taking on vacation so here's hoping. 😁

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That's the most I've ever gotten was four cards, on five card draw I've been dealt three of the card's about 10 times and still haven't pulled one off damn it. 

 

I'm wondering if it's even programmed in there to happen at this point. 

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Check out these two hands that Blockhead beat me on... On the Full House one he kept two cards. So he had either 2 Kings or 2 Eights and he drew the remaining cards to nail a Full House. I went ALL IN as I was dealt 3 Jacks... Lost over a Thousand bucks on that one... The other hand was small change, but it's still pretty ridiculous... I had Ace, King, Queen, Nine, Four.... Blockhead had Ace, King, Queen, Ten, Four, LOL!!!! @Crash7

 

EDIT: On the Full House one I wish I could remember what he kept, because if it was the 2 Eights that he kept, that means he drew 3 KINGS!!!!!!! 😲:o😲:o

 

 

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On 6/11/2024 at 1:04 PM, Rickster8 said:

In April I started playing double fisted against Blockhead (that's what me and my brother Mike call the Dealer).... :P 

He always looked like Wayne Newton to me!

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On 6/11/2024 at 4:43 PM, Rickster8 said:

I mostly play 5 card draw that way Blockhead can NEVER fold cuz no cards are shown until the final showdown.... He will never drop in 5 Card Draw... The Stud games though he will drop... But the other day (it was actually like a month ago) something really uncharacteristic happened. I was playing one of the stud games and I had three 3's showing. I raised $99 and he 'called' when I clearly had him beat. It's almost like the game got confused because 99 out of 100 times in that situation he will fold, but this one time he didn't.... Was weird..... :P 

a timed live stream version of this with multiple players simultaneous on Intellivision day with live commentary from The Intellivisionaries would be mind-blowing. Just saying. 

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