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> How do I know how much your life is worth?

>

> Have you written a fresh book on the Schopenhauer's influence on

> Wittgenstein? Or maybe you rape dead kittens for their iq being low?

> Or aliens do not attack us only because you keep them away playing

> banjo mindbogglingly awfully? Or you are the Only True Solipsist, and

> the universe would disappear like if you go? How was it being you as a

> kid? How does it feel being you standing there and looking at the

> clouds? Are you planning a mass murder at mensa yet? Do you like

> chocolate or pain, fishing or women?

>

> I absolutely do not know you. You just didn't tell much.

>

> I went to you auction and did not bid. $5 would seem humiliating, and

> $10k seems risky as you might do kittens or you got Schopenhauer

> terribly wrong.

>

> I did not bid only because of that.

 

That sounds like Random Terrain. :D

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This listing (180386240344) has been removed or is no longer available.

 

Wow, talk about a kick in the teeth, huh? "Not even eBay wants me... sniff"

 

I didn't get to see the auction text, but those who did... whatdya think? Will this push him/her over the edge?

 

Cheers,

Smeg

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Thank you for your interest in this listing:

 

180386240344 - One (1) Human Life - Age 21 - Male - American

 

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So if you buy someone and pay them Xdollars isn't that money now yours since you now own them?

 

Wow, what a loophole.......................

 

4 million sent via paypal. Ohh and could you do me a favor and hit that refund button since I now own you...thanks.

 

Ohh and I went ahead and signed you up for the next crab fishing season up in Alaska. The work is a bit risky but for someone who wants to kill himself it might even be rewarding. Just make sure they forward the checks here in case you don't make it back.

 

Ok man later

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So if you buy someone and pay them Xdollars isn't that money now yours since you now own them?

 

Wow, what a loophole.......................

 

4 million sent via paypal. Ohh and could you do me a favor and hit that refund button since I now own you...thanks.

 

Ohh and I went ahead and signed you up for the next crab fishing season up in Alaska. The work is a bit risky but for someone who wants to kill himself it might even be rewarding. Just make sure they forward the checks here in case you don't make it back.

 

Ok man later

 

 

lol@crab fishing season But those guys make a lot of money.

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