atari2600land's Blog - I envy Oprah Winfrey

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What an odd thing for me to say. Why do I envy her? She's getting to have her very own network. I want my own network. I am not content with my own show (although I would like a talk show. I'd say stuff normal people wouldn't. I think it'd be very entertaining.) Although my network would be almost nothing but MST3K reruns and Monty Python's Flying Circus marathons (along, of course, with my aforementioned talk show.) And I think I'm going to get it, too. That is, OWN (Oprah Winfrey Network.) It's taking over Discovery Health Channel, which is on channel one hundred and something. Apparently this network is going to start January 1, 2011. I think having Oprah's network is better than a stupid health channel, most of which is apparently stories about pregnant women giving birth. Just for fun, I'm going to stay up until midnight and tape the very beginning of it. It'd be cool to have the very beginning of a new network, because I hardly get the...

 

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