Why Are You Even Reading This? - Pac Man vs The Hippo pt 8

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Flashback: 1986

 

"Hello Al! The classes are here!"

 

Al shuffled around by the milking barn. Every year the local grade school classes come to Big Al's farm to learn.

This year their moderator, Mrs. Pig, is a literal pig. She's a nazi and won't let any of her students climb

onto the hay chutes to feed the calves.

 

"Hey Mrs. Pig," yelled Al. "You're fatter than a f*cking cheese wheel! Why not give your little monkeys some

excrcise before they turn into manatees?!"

 

"Excuse me Mr. Potter. Every year you try to present yourself in a way that quite frankly is unflattering to you

and your family. I refuse to endanger my pupils. As a class we wrote rough drafts of our permission slips. The

majority ruled that we will not climb onto the hay chutes. We completed final drafts and I will have you know

that not one of my pupils received below a B on them. And that's probably better than you could...

 

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