RSS Bot Posted January 12, 2017 Share Posted January 12, 2017 I didn't have anything special planned for today's entry, but recently I'd been thinking about some of the more cringeworthy poems I've written over the years. What? Of course I'm going to post them here for all the world to see! It's an exercise in confidence. What are people gonna do, cyberbully me for being a crappy poet? Ha! what a joke. The following two poems both hail from late 2014. They're pretty bad. Please don't laugh. A MINECRAFT POEM Spawned The sun shines from the east Beneath you Upon the sleeping earth Though you wear no shoes Your feet feel as such Because they are calloused From ages atop this dry soil For years, you toiled You created; you destroyed Yet there still lies uncharted territory Beyond the horizon And across the sea Your destination is upon you And as the thick blackness floods your lungs You fire at the sky Determined to find the End For your own glory And satisfaction But though you had slain her She is not truly gone Her seed you bear As a reminder and a hope That one day The fiery square will set And you With her offspring by your side Will carry on Until there is nothing Left To explore Meh. The next one is even worse. ODE TO A GARTER SNAKE Be still, my friend, though thy movements are graceful, Consequences come from the things unseen. Keep a watchful eye, lest they be detected In the midst of thy sagebrush serene. Close thy mouth and hide thy teeth; Keep away from thine enemies. But O, my true friend, once they are gone, Forgive them for their monstrosities. The hatred of mankind cannot be contained, But alas, I have my duty. Without thee I go, but in my heart, I still proclaim thy beauty. *SIGH* Just... ugh. Please don't write like this, folks. I'll close out the night with a haiku. I don't know when this is from, or if it is even my own work. Frankly though, I doubt the author would care. Hippopotamus This is a haiku I wrote Refrigerator http://atariage.com/forums/blog/670/entry-13586-crappy-poetry/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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