robsterman Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Review #1 The Robsterman -- Designer of the Maze of Madness ------------------------------------------------------------- High-Level ------------ Claims to have written the most Atari 2600 reviews. Boy, do they suck! I mean, they aren't even real reviews. They really suck. They are no better than 20/100. Make that 20/1000. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Lose all of the attractive women who pay him to sleep with them. (2) Give us the tell-all story about his "meeting" with Carol Shaw, designer of River Raid. (3) Write some real friggin' reviews. I am a SERIOUS GAMER, dammit! I want serious reviews! (4) Give us more exclusives, like that PeterJackson one about the Hobbit. Review #2 Thomas Jentschz -- Designer of Thrust --------------------------------------------- High-Level ------------ His first attempt at an Atari 2600 game was pretty decent, and it did receive a 70/100. Not bad. Way too serious. Writes as if he drank too much bitter bear. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Should refer to himself as Tommy J. (2) Lighten up. Christmas is a great time. (3) Reverse the blocking position. Make sone think of colons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Huh? Tempest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybastard Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Huh? Tempest Ditto but change the Tempest to joeybastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 It's in response to this mess: http://www.atariage.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=39809 Note Thomas's comments... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsterman Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 Tempest is to be reviewed next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mock Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Tempest is to be reviewed next. ...waits for robsterman's review Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Tempest is to be reviewed next. Puzzy Monster gonna getcha' Tempest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsterman Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 Review #3 Tempest -- Has a job ------------------------ High-Level ------------ Hey, he has a job. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Don't be so snooty. (2) Don't be so insecure. (3) Finish what you start. Are we going to see that 5200 game this century? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrian M Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 I want a review too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tempest Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Ok I'll say it again for all those who missed it the first time... Huh? Tempest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 I want a review too! Adrian has a good beat that you can dance to. I give him a 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mock Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Review #3Tempest -- Has a job ------------------------ High-Level ------------ Hey, he has a job. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Don't be so snooty. (2) Don't be so insecure. (3) Finish what you start. Are we going to see that 5200 game this century? I give that a -50/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liveinabin Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Review me you silly troll. If you want some fuel, I was the one who did the 'so called' porn painting for the Xmas cart and did the label for Thomas's 'so-so arcade conversion' of the original never-an-arcade-game-home-computer game Thrust. I mean, what is it with all this crap? Are you really serious about all this reviewing stuff. Should we not be laughing at all this because you're, I dunno, special needs or something? Maybe there should be pity here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jentzsch Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Did I miss something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mock Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Did I miss something? not really...lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robsterman Posted December 15, 2003 Author Share Posted December 15, 2003 Reviewer #4 --------------- Liveinabin High-Level ------------ Is some classic X-rated freakazoid who likes scanning pictures of them 50s women and posting them on carts. Also, lbel had to have been one of the worst the Robsterman has ever seen. It is so gay. The Atari Elvis would love it. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Update the photo scans. Horse and buggies are not the current mode of transportation. (2) Don't use a "dummies" book for art design. (3) Never dare the Robsterman Rating =10/100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sku_u Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Reviewer #4--------------- Liveinabin High-Level ------------ Is some classic X-rated freakazoid who likes scanning pictures of them 50s women and posting them on carts. Also, lbel had to have been one of the worst the Robsterman has ever seen. It is so gay. The Atari Elvis would love it. Recommendations --------------------- (1) Update the photo scans. Horse and buggies are not the current mode of transportation. (2) Don't use a "dummies" book for art design. (3) Never dare the Robsterman Rating =10/100 He didn't scan it, he painted it himself. Good idea flaming every member of this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybastard Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Robsterdope, you keep digging yourself in deeper. While it's fine to think the label should have a different image, you can't deny Liveinabin's skill in doing the artwork. That's just disrespectful and ignorant of his obvious skill. Also, thanks I may change my name from joeybastard to The Atari Elvis For the record, I think the Holiday Cart label does kick ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inky Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Out of respect for those who are using their ignore button I will not quote 'IT'S' previous post... Opinion on it... 'it' sure SOUNDS like a 13 year old. No more than 18, tops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeybastard Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Out of respect for those who are using their ignore button I will not quote 'IT'S' previous post... Opinion on it... 'it' sure SOUNDS like a 13 year old. No more than 18, tops. Yeah, I mentioned that in the Off Topic forum that Robsterdope has to be a kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas Jentzsch Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Was that another "funny" classic from "it"? Now "it" is only missing 4469 out of 4473 reviews. That should keep even "it" busy for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CPUWIZ Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 The CPUWIZMan says "Go and insult people somewhere else Robsterman !". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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