My Mom is having a Halloween party. She does every year for her friends out in Hawaii. She told me she's making scary food. You know eyeball looking stuff, moldy looking pudding, etc.
I told her she should make "boccelism" and she said "What's boccelism?". I said "You know when you eat bad food. What's scarier food than boccelism at your party! Guests will be talking about your party for years to come!"
So I received this long email today.. was kind of funny story.. then at the end it says:"IF YOU DONT PASS THIS ON IN 3 SECONDS AFTER READING THE FIRST LETTER YOU WILL DEVOLOPE HERPES, GONORRHEA, AND CRABS. THEN YOUR FRIENDS WILL HATE YOU, YOUR FAMILY WILL DISSOWN YOU AND YOU WILL START TO SMELL. AFTER THAT, THE CAT LADY WILL FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE AND MOVE IN WITH YOU AND YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF IN DESPERATION AND THE REMAINS OF YOU WILL BE EATIN BY CATS.if you do pass this on, your wildest dreams w
Long story short, but I've got two Genesis's with everything except the TV hookup. I know Gamestop and Funcoland stopped buying Genesis and old systems years ago, but on my way to bowling I thought I'd goto Gamestop anyway. So I look around and ask if they have any Genesis A/V cables. The lady goes in back and says, "No sorry I only have the RF one" and since I don't have anything at all I was like "I'll take it! How much?" she's like "Free!". Score!
I'm just sitting here doing nothing as usual at work when I thought back to the time I was a receptionist in this office. Some lady brings in a box with a bird inside and asks if we could watch over it. The bird was injured outside and they put it in a box. I wanted to tell the lady that she brought the bird in she should be watching over it, but I didn't. I wanted to tell her where to stick the box.A few minutes pass by and the other lady and myself are looking at eachother saying, "I wonder if
My Cousin and I were playing darts one day and I invented a new game.. extreme darts. You have to stand all the way on the other side of the room about 15-20 feet away and throw the darts. Makes it more challenging.Then we took the dart board outside and hung it on a clothes line. Outdoors you have to account for wind.After awhile we took the dart board back inside where it usually hangs on the wall and my Cousin threw a dart and misses and it goes into a can of spraypaint and punctured it. It m
I'm sitting here at work looking at my arms.. damn I got some long arm hair. One of them is exceptionally big. It's been awhile since I've really looked at that section of my body. I don't mean glancing over, I mean giving a serious look down there. Since when did I start turning into such a werewolf?!I remember being in highschool.. I was in the 7th or 8th grade and we're sitting there and my friend Greg had a hair growing on his arm that was about 2-3 inches long. It was unusual to see such a
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